I'm actually starting to hate the sight of Johnny Depp. I never thought that would happen.
Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?
'Shindig'
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erikaj - Aug 07, 2013 5:05:53 pm PDT #25136 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Polter-Cow - Aug 07, 2013 5:15:02 pm PDT #25137 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
He's basically playing Jack Sparrow over and over at this point.
erikaj - Aug 07, 2013 5:20:01 pm PDT #25138 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
That last Pirates thing was a TOTAL waste of time. I actually felt *used* by it. So of course, there'll be another one.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2013 6:10:06 pm PDT #25139 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
It made like a billion dollars worldwide, there was never any question about there being another sequel. Or dozen of them. I suspect Disney has a contract somewhere with Johnny Depp's name signed in his own blood.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 07, 2013 6:10:56 pm PDT #25140 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm actually starting to hate the sight of Johnny Depp. I never thought that would happen.
He's turning into Nicholas Cage. I used to love Cage, but then...
At least Cage managed Adaptation in there among the dreck, where he was really good again (and I did enjoy his Adam West impression in Kick Ass).
And I still like his early forays into action - The Rock and Con Air. It's just...he kept going back to a well that had dried up.
Tom Scola - Aug 07, 2013 6:12:51 pm PDT #25141 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
At least Nic Cage owed a shitton of cash to the IRS. What’s Depp’s excuse?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 07, 2013 6:16:15 pm PDT #25142 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
True that. No argument.
He was GREAT in Donnie Brosco and he needs to do something like that again.
Desperately.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 07, 2013 7:09:40 pm PDT #25143 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
At least Nic Cage owed a shitton of cash to the IRS. What’s Depp’s excuse?Good weed is expensive to import into France?
Consuela - Aug 07, 2013 8:47:59 pm PDT #25144 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
So, that Thor trailer... did anyone else see Rory Williams in the middle of it all?
Or am I hallucinating?
§ ita § - Aug 08, 2013 6:52:49 am PDT #25145 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If we start whitefonting trailers, there's no way out of the sea of redaction.