It was only a matter of time: [link]
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2013 10:39:34 am PDT #24894 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tom Scola - Jul 11, 2013 10:47:39 am PDT #24895 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
That happened in May, Matt.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2013 1:59:00 pm PDT #24896 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wait, they let her back out?
Tom Scola - Jul 11, 2013 2:05:36 pm PDT #24897 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Yes.
§ ita § - Jul 11, 2013 2:40:33 pm PDT #24898 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I tried to watch her in a movie with Luke from The OC and it was an in-universe and meta tranwreck.
JZ - Jul 12, 2013 3:59:20 am PDT #24899 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I am trying desperately to ignore all her issues because What A Girl Wants is totally one of my junky-comfort-food movies (tame teen romance! pretty dresses! Pride and Prejudice in-jokes! Colin Firth barefoot in leather pants dancing in front of a mirror!), but meta distress over her current state will probably kill it for me.
Amy - Jul 12, 2013 4:03:22 am PDT #24900 of 30000
Because books.
Yeah, catching The Amanda Show is distressing. I don't know what happened there.
Polter-Cow - Jul 12, 2013 6:10:17 am PDT #24901 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Pacific Rim was super cheesy and lots of it didn't make sense but there were GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT MONSTERS so that was fun.
I highly recommend seeing it in IMAX if possible because it makes everything SO BIG. You really get a sense of how frickin' huge these things are.
Vonnie K - Jul 12, 2013 9:43:22 am PDT #24902 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Interview with the the dude who wrote Sharknado (his first name is THUNDER, fer serious): [link]
How are the sharks cognizant enough to keep biting people while they're flying through the air?
If you were a shark and you found yourself flying through the air, wouldn’t you keep biting? I think you’d be pretty pissed about being plucked out of your nice familiar ocean where you’re king of the predators, and you’d probably take it out on whoever got in your way. Honestly, I don’t understand why people are so perplexed by this concept. The logic is undeniable.
How many sharks does an average sharknado contain? How many sharks are ejected per 5-minute period?
I can’t count that high.
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2013 2:16:37 pm PDT #24903 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.