Aw, damn, Matt Taibi--I really don't need to fancy you anymore, but you quote Philip Marlowe and I totally do. Bastard.
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Why are these old guys I dislike making "I'm too old for this shit" movies, but casting people I like?
Jason Momoa looks *so* hot with that axe, but I'm clearly 100% on his puppy-kicking Scrabble-cheating side. PRETTY.
Just got back from Hansel & Gretel. It was fun, but not $9.50 for a matinee showing fun. I'd recommend people catch it on DVD if they're interested in it.
Sounds like a SyFy movie.
Sounds like Van Helsing.
Are Jeremy Renner's arms in it?
Dana always asks the best questions.
That is Jeremy Renner in it? Huh. I thought I was imagining things from the commercials I fast-forwarded through.
I'm perfectly content to watch Jeremy Renner's arms hunt witches.
I had wanted to see that in a "next year when it's free on Netflix" kind of way, but watching 5 trailers in a row one time when Hulu was having a Groundhog Day moment cured me of any desire to see more.