Why are these old guys I dislike making "I'm too old for this shit" movies, but casting people I like?
Jason Momoa looks *so* hot with that axe, but I'm clearly 100% on his puppy-kicking Scrabble-cheating side. PRETTY.
Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.
'Heart Of Gold'
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§ ita § - Jan 25, 2013 4:18:21 pm PST #23445 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 26, 2013 11:06:03 am PST #23446 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Just got back from Hansel & Gretel. It was fun, but not $9.50 for a matinee showing fun. I'd recommend people catch it on DVD if they're interested in it.
le nubian - Jan 26, 2013 11:06:48 am PST #23447 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Sounds like a SyFy movie.
DavidS - Jan 26, 2013 11:10:49 am PST #23448 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sounds like Van Helsing.
Dana - Jan 26, 2013 11:11:25 am PST #23449 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Are Jeremy Renner's arms in it?
Lee - Jan 26, 2013 11:23:41 am PST #23450 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Dana always asks the best questions.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 26, 2013 11:42:26 am PST #23451 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That is Jeremy Renner in it? Huh. I thought I was imagining things from the commercials I fast-forwarded through.
Steph L. - Jan 26, 2013 11:47:31 am PST #23452 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm perfectly content to watch Jeremy Renner's arms hunt witches.
Jessica - Jan 26, 2013 1:27:28 pm PST #23453 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I had wanted to see that in a "next year when it's free on Netflix" kind of way, but watching 5 trailers in a row one time when Hulu was having a Groundhog Day moment cured me of any desire to see more.
§ ita § - Jan 26, 2013 1:32:07 pm PST #23454 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana. I hear (read) Renner is shirtless and wet.
My lord, I got called out as a Renner fangirl because I objected to the statement that him taking lead roles in big budget movies showed a weakness of character because he should know his place.
The talking down I got...
I wish he wouldn't get lead roles because he bores me. That's not a moral failure, and I certainly don't believe he has any ethical responsibility to be bound to that--he should take every lead role he can get and laugh all the way to the bank. Good lord--as long as he is getting his employers a return on investment and he's not sacrificing orphans for it, what the hell is the problem? He's not buying into his hype--he's cashing in on it, as well he should.
(eta: I have felt a compulsion to download H&G for a few weeks now--I don't know where that came from--I'm not a movie downloader. But that's where the ads seem to place it in the consumption queue)