That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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dcp - Dec 31, 2012 4:32:38 pm PST #23277 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The Green Dragon Inn is open for business as a pub: [link]


§ ita § - Dec 31, 2012 5:26:16 pm PST #23278 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Slake? Who says slake?

Oh. Us.

Carry on!

Glad to see it's probably scaled for humans. Or humans playing halflings. Whichever.


billytea - Dec 31, 2012 5:55:38 pm PST #23279 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

When Anne Hathaway sings it, it's 100% "Fantine, you fucking idiot. No wonder you're going to die a syphillitic prostitute."

Oh yes. Generally speaking I enjoyed the emotional framing of the film more than the original cast recording. (Even including Mme Thenardier.)

I saw Les Mis yesterday, as part of our NYE plans. (The other part was going to an Indian restaurant, which Biyi enjoyed for once. It's a Christmas miracle!) I thought is was fantastic overall, through I agree that Russell Crowe's singing really wasn't up to the part, not even particularly close. (Nor was Amanda Seyfried, but she was only playing Cosette, so I didn't really care.) Anne Hathaway was the biggest surprise.

Singing-wise, though, I thought the highlight was the various revolutionaries. (I'm including Eponine in that list, and discovering that imdb claims Samantha Barks won the part over Taylor Swift, which was unexpected.)

However I did have a problem with cracking up at inappropriate moments. Like the way it's presented, it seems to me that Fantine loses her job one morning, and it takes her one day to have started selling body parts and be dying of syphilis. Didn't even go back home first. I haven't experienced such rapid reversal of fortune since the South Park movie crew's decision to start cannibalising people after three hours without a meal.

Or when Valjean decides to skip town rather than possibly disgrace his daughter, and as far as I can tell was entirely healthy that morning until he dropped his trunk while climbing into the carriage; and he's packed up in a convent and breathing his last before the next sunrise. Apparently that trunk contained his extensive supplies of Ebola virus.

I'm aware that more time is probably supposed to have passed, but I like my version better. I told Biyi, incidentally, of my interpretation of Fantine's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day and her response was:

"Don't you have something in films called, méngtàiqí?"
"méngtài-- You're invoking the Montage?!"


billytea - Dec 31, 2012 6:02:07 pm PST #23280 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, Biyi loved it too. She's a big fan of the musical, and expects the film to pick up the Oscar for Best Picture.


quester - Dec 31, 2012 6:48:56 pm PST #23281 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm glad I read your reviews, Juliebird and bt.

I just watched the 25th Anniversary Concert on YouTube and was all pissed again about the movie singing. I guess it is just a different animal.

They went for a startling amount of realism and it gave depth in some places and in others it was just disturbing or discornant.

I'm mostly pissed that One More Day got such short shrift. And Jackman was too nasal to be borne.

I agree Hathaway and Barks OWN those songs now.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2012 8:01:31 pm PST #23282 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Even including Mme Thenardier

I hold out hope that one day HBC will be cast in a musical directed by someone who has heard of the word "enunciate." She was hopelessly miscast in Sweeney Todd, but this part she could have absolutely nailed if only she would open her damn mouth wide enough to sing actual words.


Hil R. - Jan 01, 2013 3:42:56 am PST #23283 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just watched the 25th Anniversary Concert on YouTube and was all pissed again about the movie singing. I guess it is just a different animal.

I love the 25th Anniversary Concert except for Nick Jonas as Marius. That is possibly the worst version of "Empty Chairs" I've ever seen.


Consuela - Jan 01, 2013 6:57:29 am PST #23284 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

except for Nick Jonas as Marius

Hopelessly miscast and outclassed. What were they thinking? Did he win a mail-in coupon contest or something?


quester - Jan 01, 2013 9:47:09 am PST #23285 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

except for Nick Jonas as Marius.

Yeah, how the hell did he sneak in there?

He was overshadowed by the reunion of the first cast and the 4 Valjean's singing Bring him Home and the ensemble singing One More Day, possibly my favorite song in the whole show.


quester - Jan 01, 2013 9:48:38 am PST #23286 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

What were they thinking? Did he win a mail-in coupon contest or something?

He's actually played it on Broadway, but I call Stunt-Casting!

I am sooo glad that Taylor Swift was not cast in the movie!