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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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SailAweigh - Dec 16, 2012 5:59:15 am PST #23161 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Since I've never read the Hobbit, I wasn't bothered too much by any deviation therefrom, but I do have to admit I think we could have had a much tighter, shorter movie and still gotten everything we needed from it.

As for Bilbo's OOC bravery, since I didn't know it was OOC, I didn't mind it. And we saw that Bilbo was just as surprised that he achieved some of what he intended. The part I did feel was true to character was his slyness in dealing with Gollum and concealing the ring from Gandalf. But I only know that from the LotR trilogy.

I felt that the underground scene with the Goblins was waaaaay to long and the way the dwarfs all survived falling and falling and falling really irritated me. Physics does not work like that.

The same with Radagast's rabbit/warg chase. Another scene that would have benefited from some judicious pruning, maybe completely.

And as much as I think Thorin is pretty darn hot for a dwarf, I really didn't need all the yearning, hair flowing Fabio-like, riding the prow of the Titanic shots we got of him.

As it is, while I did enjoy the movie quite a bit, as I like a lot of action in my movies, I would have been nearly as happy to sit for 2-1/2 hours just looking at the scenery, because New Zealand is fucking gorgeous.

And also, for those of you who saw the 9-minute preview of Star Trek Into Darkness, my friends and I have all concluded that the reboot series is going to be known for the gratuitous shots of the prominent display of Pinecock (clothed) vs. Shatnerchest (bared). For those of us who enjoy these kinds of things, we have a new mantra, "all hail JJ's costume department."


le nubian - Dec 16, 2012 7:26:15 am PST #23162 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Oh and btw. I was completely taken by the dwarf king's beard adornment. Totally awesome. I wanted to stop the movie to touch it.


DebetEsse - Dec 16, 2012 7:30:23 am PST #23163 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Man, we didn't get any interesting trailers. The world's gonna end about 12 different ways, none of which looked interesting.


Dana - Dec 16, 2012 7:32:07 am PST #23164 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

My trailers were crap too. No Star Trek, no Superman.


Kalshane - Dec 16, 2012 7:44:57 am PST #23165 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Yeah, we didn't have any Superman or Star Trek trailers, either. We did have Pacific Rim. Other than that, there was the new Will Smith sci-fi movie, the new Tom Cruise sci-fi movie, and Twilight with aliens, or whatever the hell that movie is.

There was also a commercial for a new reality show called "King of the Nerds" that looked as painful as one would expect.


Dana - Dec 16, 2012 7:46:48 am PST #23166 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

We did get this one, which I thought looked interesting.

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quester - Dec 16, 2012 7:49:35 am PST #23167 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I guess I will be seeing The Hobbit-I at some point, so I'd appreciate if someone would list any scenes that involve the Jilly-fonts appearences.

I'm pretty sure it was my father reading The Hobbit out loud to us when we were kids that triggered my intense phobia about them and I would like to see everything but them.


quester - Dec 16, 2012 7:50:49 am PST #23168 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

WTF? Are Zombies the new sparkley vampires?


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 16, 2012 8:18:34 am PST #23169 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The Walking Dead has like 11 million weekly viewers, so I think filmmakers are jumping on the zombie train as the next big thing.


Polter-Cow - Dec 16, 2012 8:32:47 am PST #23170 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm pretty sure zombies have been the next big thing for a while now.

Warm Bodies looks pretty good, though.