Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.

'Time Bomb'


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Kalshane - Sep 02, 2012 4:27:45 pm PDT #22345 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Why wouldn't he make Legolas and his father look alike?

No, I get that. Sort of.

Lee Pace's eyebrows simply turn the effect up to 11.


Vonnie K - Sep 02, 2012 4:50:58 pm PDT #22346 of 30000
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Leeeeeee Pace. I know Jack about The Hobbit but I dig that pic of him made up as whassisname, the Elf King. But then, I'd dig Lee Pace in almost any getup.

This one is my fave: [link]


DavidS - Sep 02, 2012 5:06:47 pm PDT #22347 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Matilda and I saw Paranorman today. I was curious to see how Laika Studios would do after losing Henry Selick. The production values were still great (and we saw it in 3-D). Once again, the 3-D was markedly better than any other studio's approach to it. It's all about depth and texture instead of stuff lurching out at you.

There were some problems with the story. It could've used a little Neil Gaiman magic to tie its mythos off with a flourish and complete the narrative.

For example: the jist of the entire plot turns on the idea of narrative and creating a new narrative for a troubled ghost. And instead of actually TELLING a story that would have metaphorically offered a way through her particular trauma, it just trails away. The virtue of narrative is to shape experience and it tries to tap into that and yet abnegates this essential element.

A second cavil: And I had this problem with The Lorax too. The narrative is somewhat contemptuous about the characters that it's portraying. It does extend itself to Norman (an outsider) and his friend Neil (an outsider) and just barely gives a little bit to the other central characters, but the townspeople are all... well - not just cartoony - but unexamined. And not in an affectionate way.

What was good: Visually it was spectacular. The town was a very intriguing place and the character design was specific and off-beat and non-Disney and non-Pixar and quirky and cool. The 3-D effects particularly with the witch's curse and the final confrontation with the witch were beautifully realized.

Also, even though the plot/narrative doesn't really dig into the witch's story, it's still moving and the visuals are spectacular. The whole final confrontation was on a Pixar level of visual beauty - and yet was not of the Pixar aesthetic. It's just different.

The comedy was also pretty good. Not smarmily referential but character based. Just good zombie fun.

In sum: quirky, gorgeous, gothy, spectacular visuals, moving story but with some definite narrative flaws.


SuziQ - Sep 02, 2012 5:26:58 pm PDT #22348 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

K=Bug and I saw ParaNorman today also, though not in 3-D. I agree with the balance of your comments.

For all the kids in the audience, it was a group of adults behind us that kept talking, even after being asked to shhhhushhh multiple times by different people. Grrrrrrr. All the kids were appropriately behaved...little squeaks and whispers but nothing disruptive.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 02, 2012 5:55:53 pm PDT #22349 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

They seem to have left out some important information.

The only information of import in that movie is that Sam Elliot will be speaking at some point.


le nubian - Sep 02, 2012 5:58:48 pm PDT #22350 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(laughing)

You aren't wrong. Sam Elliot is a wonderful presence in almost every movie. It's like a different movie when he was on screen.


Connie Neil - Sep 02, 2012 6:26:15 pm PDT #22351 of 30000
brillig

I own Ghost Rider, but I confess I bought it for the segment where Sam and Nick are riding along with "Ghost Riders in the Sky" playing. That sort of thing appeals to me. The big musical numbers are why I bought The Mask.


Typo Boy - Sep 02, 2012 7:21:09 pm PDT #22352 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

It is a shame that at no point in the movie or the comic does the Ghost Rider actually herd the Devil's cattle.


Steph L. - Sep 02, 2012 7:21:49 pm PDT #22353 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's also really BORING. How can a movie about a FLAMING SKELETON ON A MOTORCYCLE be boring?

Skulduggery Pleasant movie now, PLZ.

t edit I mean, REALLY. If Ghost Rider can get made -- and get a fucking sequel -- I can get a Skulduggery Pleasant movie.

Kicking evil very hard in the face.


Jessica - Sep 03, 2012 4:11:25 am PDT #22354 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Basically, if you don't like bicycle chases, there isn't that much other than that.

Yeah, I loved it purely as a NYC cyclist - half of the movie was shot along my commuting route. Every time they flashed back to explain some part of the plot I was annoyed that they'd cut away from the cycling.

(I had to watch a lot of the bike chases from behind my fingers because I am the most chickenshit bike commuter in the known universe. I am *terrified* of getting doored, I ride in the bike lanes only, and I obey all the traffic signals.)