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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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§ ita § - Jul 21, 2012 11:14:21 am PDT #21879 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Steph, I pretty much agree with your whole post. In fact, I'm confused by Batman saying to Selina that the autopilot doesn't work--he tells her that--either right before or after THE MASSIVE TIMEWASTING KISS AS THE TIMER TICKS DOWN (that got an eyeroll from me both times, and muttering from the audience). Why would he say that? I get why we're supposed to hear that, but her? Then?

And I realise I can't work out if Blake is coming back as Nightwing or Batman--I'm assuming we're supposed to skip the Robin in shortpants phase.

I'm still replaying Hardy's movements in my head--especially from the fight where all the stills come from, including the hug between scenes. I could watch him fight forever, clearly, between this and Warrior. And cry and cry and cry.

Steph-in IO9's Batfashion post, they did mention getting a coat like Bane's. Here's a thread from superherohype.com: [link] (which is pretty useless) and then Ermenegil Zegna [link] (which is ridiculously expensive). Which means the answer is wait until the cosplay companies catch up, or Halloween.

Oh! Another weird/inconsistent thing I noticed--Bane and his boys crash the stock exchange during the day, but by the time the chase is on (it really doesn't seem like they spend a lot of time there--I think it's daylight when they exit, actually) it's night time. Is Batman that badass that he scares the sun away?


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2012 11:31:08 am PDT #21880 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is Batman that badass that he scares the sun away?

I think we've established that. He's the goddamn Batman.

And I realise I can't work out if Blake is

I don't know if Gotham needs a Batman, specifically, or just a hero. Because he could totally be Nightwing. I'd be really really really okay with that.


dcp - Jul 21, 2012 11:33:13 am PDT #21881 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Are there any after-credits scenes?


le nubian - Jul 21, 2012 11:35:42 am PDT #21882 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, in answer to Steph's question: I was ready to roll with it. I thought he could be dead, but I figured that since this was the end of a trilogy, there had to be some hope at the end. So I am okay with Batman's death as long as there is long-term hope for Gotham.

I watch too many movies and too much tv, so I think I really would have been FLOORED if the death stuck. I didn't think about the whys and wherefores, because I was just caught up in the narrative. For once I wasn't overthinking it.


le nubian - Jul 21, 2012 11:35:59 am PDT #21883 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

dcp, no.


le nubian - Jul 21, 2012 11:36:20 am PDT #21884 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

but seeing as how I didn't have previews either, perhaps someone else needs to weigh in.


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2012 11:38:25 am PDT #21885 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, dcp. Nothing extra. Just...time to exhale, and make sure your mascara is okay.

Okay, the really clever people who are up in arms about Superman having a beard in the trailer--have you been assuming Kryptonian hair just stops growing like that, right into a cute hairstyle with a curl?

The ones up in arms about a kid running around with a cape--I guess it could be true that this is a kid growing up in a world where there have never been capes. That can totally happen, right? Maybe no heroes, and no other reasons for capes either. Also, this kid is definitely Clark Kent.

The only whine I get is the contrails (although wikipedia does say they can be generated without exhaust, I don't know if Supes has the right surface physics). The others just seem like looking for issues in 90s of footage.


Polter-Cow - Jul 21, 2012 12:20:58 pm PDT #21886 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Steph, I pretty much agree with your whole post.

Seconded. I totally believed it too for all the reasons you mentioned. Also, ita !, SERIOUSLY THAT KISS FOR FUCK'S SAKE EVERY SECOND COUNTS HERE SELINA.


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2012 12:28:01 pm PDT #21887 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

P-C, that is EXACTLY my reaction to that kiss!!! Like, are you people NUTS?!?


Tom Scola - Jul 21, 2012 12:29:47 pm PDT #21888 of 30000
hwæt

I’m with Jessica; the NYC visuals made it too real for me. I wish I could have enjoyed it as much as you all did.