I, of course, want everyone to like this movie, but I am tickled especially pink (no mean feat when you're high yellow) that Steph is so explosively joyous about it. Now, I have to get off the tablet and get onto a computer so I can do the white font justice.

Okay, keyboard and highlighting.

Owen from Torchwood is a really...particular kind of ugly (I know that sounds mean, but the fucker was just in a rocking Batman movie--he can look like whatever. The public aspects of his life ROCK) so I never don't recognise him. I did wonder if I should recognise Daggett though--the actor, or the character from the comic. Turns out, I guess not.

As for motherfucking Talia D'oh. Because I was where P-C was. Everyone had said that's who she was going to be, and even though I thought--why do all those people in the prison have their faces covered just like Bane? Maybe one of them is Bane? But then who would the kid be? Makes no sense--I was completely startled by the reveal.

And I did love how pleasing it was to be surprised by some things, and how pleasing it was for some other things to be perfectly predictable (nay, comfortingly so). Both together, within minutes, make a story fun. I wonder if there are decent tickets for today's matinee?

The science at the end, with the nuclear explosion not that far out to sea, and however clear Batman was to have gotten from it-- I don't know the details, but I'm assuming it completely fails to work. But I'm gonna leave it be, because it's not like the first movie was particularly solid on that front (I'm blanking on where the second failed spectacularly, but I'm assuming it did--maybe the phones? Oh, the anything!), and this one did start off with grabbing a plane and ripping the wings off, towing it, with your own flight undisturbed.

Earth 1's physics has a wee bit of magic in it. No problemo, moving on. But I am seeing people who are stuck on the science at the beginning and shrugging it off at the end. I don't get why one matters and one doesn't.

I've seen some people saying "See! Told you Bane would be unintelligible!" He was so crystal clear in the version I saw that I thought he might have been sitting with a mike in the back of the theatre. It didn't feel like he was in the same sound landscape as the other characters, and it was especially weird when he had his head covered --what was that supposed to sound like to the people around him? But, yeah, not a single problem understanding him, and Charlie Jane said the same about her screening. So it seems to be a theatre to theatre thing, and I'm glad I got what I got.

I would like to make clappy hands and run around in circles for Gary Oldman, Michael Caine, JGL, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway (I was fine with her casting, but I outright enjoyed her performance--especially because it wasn't slinky and purry--that's clumsy in the 21st century, at least for most women, when you're in an action role), JGL again (I mean, SERIOUSLY), and then Tom Hardy's eyes--especially the moment you call out, amyth, and then I'd like to call out his body, because he moved with such grace and assurance and menace and like he could be the guy that broke the Bat for reals.

And then, on top of all that, I realise Christian Bale held the movie together. For some reason, I didn't come out of the movie feeling as excitable about him, but it doesn't take much looking back to realise he did a magnificent job if everyone else was that good, and he was the unifying factor, in and out of the mask. He did all that, totally.

And I think the bat-voice seemed to be less growly? It never bothered me much, but was it less ridiculous for people who found it ridiculous?

I keep flashing back to the football stadium scene and the leadup to it. That really gave me chills, because I knew what was going to happen, but now there was context--I couldn't work out precisely what or why before, and this made it all so horrible.

Yikes.

Oh, and I couldn't help but wonder--how badly must those policemen have smelt when they finally got topside? And their whole "storm a narrow corridor" plan-- well, it did bring tears to my eyes, but maybe not for the reasons they'd have liked.

I found that it was pretty simple to keep track of who was who as they were introduced, even if it took a few seconds to get the bad guys straight (I really liked the one played by JJ's husband--I've seen him on Criminal Minds, and as a sleazy husband on Dirt, primarily, so seeing him as a henchman in a comic book movie is an interesting move, and I like how he played it), but I wasn't sure precisely what Matthew Modine's character's job was, and I'm looking that up right now. Aha Deputy Commissioner. He sure acted big for his britches--I wasn't sure if he was going to find true grit in the heat of the moment, or pay for his disdain with his life. But this is Gotham, after all.

Yeah, thinking about it, the science at the end was pretty suspect. I guess I was just so caught up in JGL's faaaaace that I handwaved it. Nice misdirect, Nolan! At least, for me.

I remember being confused by the science at the beginning, but then letting it go.

It didn't feel like he was in the same sound landscape as the other characters

Totally.

That really gave me chills, because I knew what was going to happen, but now there was context--I couldn't work out precisely what or why before, and this made it all so horrible.

So true.

I am so glad that I'm not the only person who totally failed to connect the dots with Talia. I KNEW he had a daughter, but I guess it's hard to figure out where they'll follow canon and where they won't.

JGL IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER. That one I did figure out, that he was going to take over in some way. But man, he was good. I kind of felt like this was his movie.

I was expecting it to feel long, but it really didn't. I had a fun time playing spot the actor -- five separate actors from Inception, Tom Conti, Burn Gorman, Aidan Gillen...

I think I will have more thoughts on is as I think them. Except that when they started taking over the stock exchange, I thought "Man, the 99% are pissed."

Probably my only complaint about the movie (because I really want to hug Nolan). He exceeded my expectations.

Is that I wish there were more Batman. There was quite a lot of Bruce Wayne - as it should be, but I love me some Batman.

I think this decision was made because there was so much Bane and the probably figured too much mask on mask action might be a little much.

Nolan loves his cast from Inception. No lie.

I love this Inception meme, and I love this iteration of it: [link]

Why do movie ticket purchase sites list seats as available, and then tell you it's not a valid seat when you try and buy it? Surely...they know, right? Can't they just make it NOT FUCKING AVAILABLE in the first place, or have some text explaining why you can't choose a seat one seat away from another sold seat (although, really, relying on me to read is silly--if you know I can't buy it, don't offer it for sale).

This might be on my mind because I just bought a TDKR ticket for a showing in an hour. La la la. This time I wear the batshirt (last time I went with a Supernatural shirt, just because I can never not hear Dean saying, gleefully, "I'm Batman").

Oh, so, I did not get a Hobbit preview, and I am grumpy about that. I did get a Superman Returns preview, which I found very distracting because the music that played over it was the Elves' lament for Gandalf from Fellowship of the Ring.

I did get a Superman Returns preview, which I found very distracting because the music that played over it was the Elves' lament for Gandalf from Fellowship of the Ring.

"You won't believe a man can fly, you fools!"

"I am no man."