It's that long? Christ.
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Amy - Jul 16, 2012 5:53:32 am PDT #21677 of 30000
Because books.
Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2012 5:56:02 am PDT #21678 of 30000
brillig
Liv Tyler wasn’t supposed to be an intermission?
That's when I always took my breaks.
billytea - Jul 16, 2012 5:56:34 am PDT #21679 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Liv Tyler: Good for your bladder, good for America.
§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:59:15 am PDT #21680 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I couldn't tell you the last time I took a bathroom break during a movie. I find peeing beforehand or afterwards or both to be a very effective way to not need to pee during.
Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2012 6:01:02 am PDT #21681 of 30000
brillig
Give your bladder another 10 years. Then you too can join the Middle Aged Female Bathroom Spotting Cabal.
amyth - Jul 16, 2012 6:03:14 am PDT #21682 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
I don't think I've ever taken a bathroom break during a movie. But then again, I often go an entire work day without a bathroom break. It's my (totally useless) superpower.
Except for long movies, I guess.
Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 6:06:14 am PDT #21683 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I wonder how Bloomberg's ban on giant sodas will affect pee breaks during long movies.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 16, 2012 6:06:16 am PDT #21684 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have taken a bathroom break in every movie, ever. I remember dying during the movie Casino, and my friend kept telling me it had to be over soon. Finally I ran to the bathroom about 2 minutes before the movie ended.
Steph L. - Jul 16, 2012 6:07:39 am PDT #21685 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Y'all, RunPee.com is your friend. It tells you the points in a movie to go to the bathroom, so that you won't miss anything crucial (example: in Captain America, during his USO tour scene).
Amy - Jul 16, 2012 6:08:25 am PDT #21686 of 30000
Because books.
I had to go during Inception -- I went during the beginning of the snow level. But that was another movie I thought had ended and wound up having another hour or something. Good, but long.