Return of the King was 201 minutes (to TDKR's 164 listed in IMDB) and it didn't.
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
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§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:08:13 am PDT #21672 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 5:12:56 am PDT #21673 of 30000
hwæt
Liv Tyler wasn’t supposed to be an intermission?
§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:30:05 am PDT #21674 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
She was in the movie? I don't recall.
Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 5:33:00 am PDT #21675 of 30000
hwæt
That's because you went and took a bathroom break during her scene.
le nubian - Jul 16, 2012 5:38:05 am PDT #21676 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
right. Gandhi had a fucking intermission.
I'm going to have to fast 3 hours before this movie so I can get through it without a bathroom break.
Amy - Jul 16, 2012 5:53:32 am PDT #21677 of 30000
Because books.
It's that long? Christ.
Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2012 5:56:02 am PDT #21678 of 30000
brillig
Liv Tyler wasn’t supposed to be an intermission?
That's when I always took my breaks.
billytea - Jul 16, 2012 5:56:34 am PDT #21679 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Liv Tyler: Good for your bladder, good for America.
§ ita § - Jul 16, 2012 5:59:15 am PDT #21680 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I couldn't tell you the last time I took a bathroom break during a movie. I find peeing beforehand or afterwards or both to be a very effective way to not need to pee during.
Connie Neil - Jul 16, 2012 6:01:02 am PDT #21681 of 30000
brillig
Give your bladder another 10 years. Then you too can join the Middle Aged Female Bathroom Spotting Cabal.