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'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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§ ita § - Jun 02, 2012 8:41:23 am PDT #20924 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, how gorgeous are these Avengers sculpts: [link] ?

(Depicts one of the final scenes of the movie)

I haven't seen one yet that wasn't amazing.


askye - Jun 02, 2012 8:43:35 am PDT #20925 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Watching Haywire with Will. So far this is dull and the problem is not the acting. I think my biggest problem is the pacing and the wired multiple flashback storytelling.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2012 8:52:47 am PDT #20926 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel that the first scene sapped any "whee! movie's starting!" momentum I might have had--it's a great fight scene, especially where a woman is involved.

I don't know if it was my Tatum issue or what, but I don't think it was doing anyone justice.

But the flashbacks didn't really bother me. In fact, I can't even remember them when I try and think about it.

One thing I will say for Carano above and beyond her obvious mad fighting skills--she runs really well. It's somehow bad-assed and efficient and gives me the sense that she could outlast her prey or her pursuers.


askye - Jun 02, 2012 9:13:38 am PDT #20927 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

The whole thing is in flashback with her telling some guy in a car. The guy who helped herin the cafe. I think the whole stule of the movie is too lowkey and quiet for me. It's barely holding my attemtion and I want more fight scenes.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2012 9:16:30 am PDT #20928 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ah, okay. Those were sufficiently narratively framed that I clearly didn't give it a second thought.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 02, 2012 9:16:56 am PDT #20929 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh! That reminded me of one issue I had during the Dublin chase scenes: how the hell did Kenneth get the manpower on hand to swarm that many people through all those buildings so fast? I mean, as far as the authorities knew they were looking for a single killer; they weren't mobilizing the military to repel an invasion force or Godzilla.


askye - Jun 02, 2012 9:42:25 am PDT #20930 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

And I feel cheated by the end. It felt low budget. I hope Gina Carano is given a chance to do amother movie. She's better than Steven Segal actor wise but his movies are more interesting


Zenkitty - Jun 02, 2012 10:04:24 am PDT #20931 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Man, how gorgeous are these Avengers sculpts:

VERY gorgeous. The detail is just astonishing. Aw, I can't spend the money on those, and yet, I really want them!


askye - Jun 02, 2012 10:35:49 am PDT #20932 of 30000
Thrive to spite them

Now watching Columbiana and so far it's much more interesting and better pacing.


Zenkitty - Jun 02, 2012 1:17:34 pm PDT #20933 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Anyone know how long Avengers is expected to remain in theaters?