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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Sean K - May 23, 2012 10:59:54 pm PDT #20589 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Speaking of fight scenes (and my eternal shame--especially you Hec, no need to say it)--I just saw the They Live fight scene and my socks are knocked all the way off.

That is one of the all time greatest fight scenes ever put to film. I share your absolute adoration of it, ita, and agree that this other person is a heathen. It's a HIGHLIGHT! A *selling point*!


le nubian - May 24, 2012 2:18:57 am PDT #20590 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

P-C,

I agree. Why not release the film and then release a 3d version later. People will watch it, probably overseas.

What this probably means (at least to me) is that the film is not testing particularly well. The movie will probably be just so-so and they are going to try to wring every bit of $$ out of it that they can.

They probably want the negative cash flow on NEXT year's roster.


Frankenbuddha - May 24, 2012 3:39:10 am PDT #20591 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Me too. Especially in Wonder Boys, but also in Spider-Man 2.

Unsuprisingly, Hec and I are one on this.

The They Live fight is awesome and hilarious. As is the movie.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!!!


§ ita § - May 24, 2012 4:30:03 am PDT #20592 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least judging from the trailers the big problem will be converting the Rock to 3D in post. It appears Channing Tatum's character dies off the bat.


Polter-Cow - May 24, 2012 5:17:42 am PDT #20593 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I agree. Why not release the film and then release a 3d version later. People will watch it, probably overseas.

I like that one of the execs is like, "Look how Titanic in 3D did!" Um, that's because IT'S TITANIC. A pile of shit in 3D is not going to make significantly more money than a pile of shit in 2D.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum!!!

Although I learned this line from Duke Nukem, it is an all-time great, extremely purposeful movie line.


tommyrot - May 24, 2012 5:20:35 am PDT #20594 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A pile of shit in 3D is not going to make significantly more money than a pile of shit in 2D.

Yeah, but a 3D pile of shit is going to look more impressive than a 2D pile of shit.

Or maybe "impressive" is the wrong word. Maybe the word I'm thinking of is "taller".


Kalshane - May 24, 2012 5:20:45 am PDT #20595 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I was actually looking forward to the new G.I. Joe (why did my autocorrect not recognize G.I. ? It kept changing it to B.C.) because it looks like they were actually trying to do right by the fans of the original show (the costumes and vehicles look great) but I'm not crying with outrage about it getting pushed back.

I do agree that 9 months to 3D-ify it sounds like a cover for other problems, though.

And another site pointed out that pushing it back this close to release completely screws over the merchandising, as apparently the tie-in toys are already showing up in stores.


billytea - May 24, 2012 5:36:16 am PDT #20596 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, but a 3D pile of shit is going to look more impressive than a 2D pile of shit.

Especially when it comes flying right out of the screen at you.

G.I. Joe - now with 50% more monkeys!


Strix - May 24, 2012 12:43:49 pm PDT #20597 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ita !, so Haywire is worth the viewing? Dan and I have been thinking about seeing it, because it looked pretty decent in trailers.

Good fight/action sequences?

Also, Red 2?! SQUEEEEEE!!!!!! I'm sure it's not new to some peeps, but D just told me there would be a sequel; I looooved Red. So much. So much...


Consuela - May 24, 2012 12:48:23 pm PDT #20598 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The fights in Haywire are great, IMO. Gina Carano is an MMA star, after all. The story itself isn't brilliant but i really enjoyed the movie.