He's one of two perfect examples of actors who's very voice makes me want to commit violence. (The other one is ... oh, whatshistoes, he starred in Scott Pilgrim. I have the same reaction to him.)
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
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Atropa - May 23, 2012 9:33:02 am PDT #20568 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Polter-Cow - May 23, 2012 9:35:10 am PDT #20569 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Michael Cera. Heh, well, I think he has a whole hateclub.
Jesse - May 23, 2012 9:35:24 am PDT #20570 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh yeah, Tobey was in the Pussy Posse. [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - May 23, 2012 10:11:50 am PDT #20571 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Tobey Maguire I got nothing. I saw him in Cider House Rules and thought his lack of affect in his voice was brilliant. Then I realized it was just his voice! And it makes me want to kill him.
He literally put me to sleep in that movie, despite the fact that there was a compelling Michael Caine performance too. My ex laughed about it afterwards.
I wonder if the period piece filmmakers are being confused by his resemblance to Elijah Wood, and casting him when they were really initially thinking of Wood?
Scrappy - May 23, 2012 11:11:23 am PDT #20572 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I like Tobey Maguire. That is all.
Tom Scola - May 23, 2012 11:29:05 am PDT #20573 of 30000
hwæt
Scandals of Hollywood: Marlene Dietrich. A local TV station in NY is airing The Blue Angel later this week. I’m really excited!
DavidS - May 23, 2012 11:30:21 am PDT #20574 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I like Tobey Maguire. That is all.
Me too. Especially in Wonder Boys, but also in Spider-Man 2.
juliana - May 23, 2012 11:38:30 am PDT #20575 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I saw a trailer the other day for a period piece about moonshiners, called Brothers, I think. It starred Shia LaBoeuf and he looked utterly out of place. Also, he's just not old enough to carry that role.
Brothers stars Tobey Maguire and Jake Gyllenhall & was released in 2009. I think you're thinking of Lawless, which does have Shia trying to play the brother of Tom Hardy and stand up to Gary Oldman. Which, no. [link]
Also, Nick Cave wrote the screenplay. Which, cool.
Consuela - May 23, 2012 11:50:02 am PDT #20576 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Lawless, right! I sit corrected.
§ ita § - May 23, 2012 12:23:33 pm PDT #20577 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, hey, that's the movie set on which Shia's supposed to have beaten up Tom Hardy. I don't believe he's Bane or Tommy Conlon (he actually seems so fragile that I get nervous watching him being interviewed), but I do laugh at the idea of Shia hitting anyone effectively.