I hadn't realized Hiddleston was THAT tall... he dwarfs Evans, who is not a small man.
According to IMDB, he's 187 cm tall, which would certainly dwarf me; Evans is listed as 184 cm, so while shorter, isn't that much shorter. (The tallest Avenger is Chris Hemsworth at 191 cm. Ruffalo and Downey Jr, and Johanssen of course, are all shorter than I am.)
SPEAK ENGLISH.
Instead of whatever they speak in England?
(Side note: I watched
Bridesmaids
this week. Rebel Wilson is in it! And hilarious in it.)
It did not escape my attention that the metric system is in use everywhere but the US, including England. Hence, a little joke.
FTR, Matt, it wasn't me - I'm totally down with the
magical disappearing pants.
I think that was Juliebird with her logical pants.
If Hemsworth is 6'3", Renner, RDJ, and Ruffalo are probably no taller than I am (5'8", or 172.7 cm). Possibly shorter. Hard to tell from a candid photo where people aren't standing up straight and lined up next to each other.
When hotties start looking like tinies.
Tiny hot men! Collect the whole set!
Renner, Downy et al aren't SMALL. They're COMPACT.
Avengers universe timeline:
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10 Toy-Based Movies Ideas That Would Blow Away Battleship
Movie Idea: Connect Four
Tagline: Fear, diagonally.
Elevator pitch: Milton Bradley's abstract strategy game transforms into an apocalyptic race against time in this sci-fi blockbuster, starring Ryan Gosling and Rihanna as technocratic dictators (and ex-lovers) locked in a perpetual war of mutually assured destruction and reconstruction on the planet Ouroboros. After erecting, then annihilating, exquisite tech-noir skyscrapers and impossibly high vertical farms using strategically placed death discs, it is left to a brilliant but raunchy elderly mathematician (Betty White) to unite the ex-lovers with a perfect-play strategy inspired by James D. Allen and Victor Allis, who solved the game on Earth in the late '80s. Catchphrases from the game's TV commercial -- "Here, diagonally" and "Pretty sneaky, sis" -- are incorporated into the film's final moments, when the formerly self-centered Gosling asks the formerly obstinate Rihanna how she would like to be kissed.