I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


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tommyrot - May 04, 2012 7:19:42 am PDT #19789 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I keep reading so many amazing things about Avengers that now I'm afraid of being disappointed! What if it doesn't BLOW MY MIND WITH ITS AMAZINGNESS??

Dude, you have to lower your expectations.

Just tell yourself that it's going to suck, and all your friends and critics are giving it rave reviews because you're secretly the subject of some experiment and everyone else are actually scientists experimenting on you.

Or, you know, spend the next ten hours watching cat videos.


Polter-Cow - May 04, 2012 7:22:58 am PDT #19790 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Just tell yourself that it's going to suck, and all your friends and critics are giving it rave reviews because you're secretly the subject of some experiment and everyone else are actually scientists experimenting on you.

That must be it!


SailAweigh - May 04, 2012 7:30:56 am PDT #19791 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

P-C, I was worried about the same thing, but seriously, this is Joss at his best. I went to see Cabin in the Woods last weekend, and while I found it entertaining and well-written, Avengers just blows it out of the water. I loved that even during all the battle scenes, it wasn't just violence for violence sake. Every fight exposed more and more of each character and who they were. Seriously, I'm going to go back and wallow in it. Also, expect to miss some of the better lines in the movie, because the entire theatre will be laughing at a quip and then a zinger comes back that the laughter just rolls right over and you miss it.


tommyrot - May 04, 2012 7:32:56 am PDT #19792 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

SailAweigh is an especially good scientist.


Steph L. - May 04, 2012 7:38:54 am PDT #19793 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I AM DYING OF THE WAIT.

That is all.

(We're going to a 10:20 show, because of the way the times fell, that was the best choice to make sure we got there on time since Tim works late sometimes. But I am SO TEMPTED to just go to an afternoon show right the hell now.)

DYING.


Frankenbuddha - May 04, 2012 7:40:18 am PDT #19794 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can't remember seeing an audience so INTO a movie as they were with Avengers. Even blew the midnight show of Dark Knight out of the water in terms of audience response. Granted, Avengers is a LOT more fun than Dark Knight (which I appreciate for its serious darkness), but it was also a smaller theater last night.


DavidS - May 04, 2012 7:44:47 am PDT #19795 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You're not helping, Sail!

P-C, I think your strategy is to focus on all the little things that were wrong with recent Marvel superhero movies: the loss of narrative focus in the second Iron Man movie, shoe-horning Black Widow in without fleshing out her character so she's just a fancy cameo, the lack of an emotional hook in Thor, or even how much better Captain America's costume looked set in the 40s.

Focus on the negatives going in and then when you watch the actual movie you won't be comparing it against The Platonic Ideal of the SuperHero Movie, but on how/if Joss can address those issues.


Steph L. - May 04, 2012 7:44:55 am PDT #19796 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I will kill time by going to buy a Captain America shirt. (Why yes, I am a slacker.)


SailAweigh - May 04, 2012 7:46:31 am PDT #19797 of 30000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

One of the things I really enjoyed was watching all these groups of women coming in together. Kind of explodes the myth that women don't like comics. For a while, the women in the audience outnumbered the men. We decided it was because women were less invested in seeing the movie in 3-D. (The 3-D line was almost exclusively male.)

One guy asked me if I was a "supportive mother" because, admittedly, I'm 20 years older than all my friends that I went with, and he was quite surprised when my friends immediately spoke up and said "oh no, not related to any of us, she's a nerd girl like us."


Steph L. - May 04, 2012 7:47:42 am PDT #19798 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the loss of narrative focus in the second Iron Man movie

You misspelled "Tony's drunken dance party in the Iron Man suit." Why did moviemakers not learn from Spider-Man 3? The Batusi should never be emulated.

the lack of an emotional hook in Thor

Shirtless Thor aside, I felt there was plenty of an emotional hook. Sure, the plot's been done a million times, including by Shakespeare, but it worked for me.