River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

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§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 5:17:57 am PST #197 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have an uncredited TV credit. Sure stung at the time.


Fred Pete - Mar 05, 2009 5:28:33 am PST #198 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

5.) Ride Him, Cowboy (1932)

I've seen this one. And yes, the porny title was a factor in my decision.

It feels like the studio was trying to set up Wayne's character as the hero of a series. He bonds (no, not that way) with a horse and defeats the bad guys. Nothing special, but not bad. Fans of Westerns would enjoy.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2009 5:30:10 am PST #199 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He bonds (no, not that way) with a horse and defeats the bad guys.

There should be a Batman Western. Because a Bat-horse would be cool....


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2009 5:40:46 am PST #200 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The Batman comics are almost like the internet. I know I've seen a cowboy Bats.


Tom Scola - Mar 05, 2009 5:42:27 am PST #201 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Batman: The Brave and the Bold on Cartoon Network had a segment where he teamed up with Jonah Hex.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2009 10:06:22 am PST #202 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What if Woody Allen Had Directed Watchmen?

Also Judd Apatow, Quentin Tarantino, Sofia Coppola....

As Jackie Brown was a tribute to '70s blaxploitation, Kill Bill was a tribute to '70s kung fu, and Death Proof was a tribute to '70s grindhouse, so Quentin Tarantino makes Watchmen a tribute to the fourth in his canon of formative aesthetic influences: '70s Hanna-Barbera cartoons. In three half-hour episodes, the Watchmen—plus their new friends, Danny the Boy Detective and Mighty Mutt—discover that an extraterrestrial squid plans to explode in a beautiful national park. Working together, the Watchmen convince the squid that our nation's precious natural resources are too important to destroy.


Polter-Cow - Mar 05, 2009 10:25:31 am PST #203 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Coincidentally, here's Saturday Morning Watchmen.


tommyrot - Mar 05, 2009 11:06:38 am PST #204 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That ain't right.

It also made me laugh.

I still think The Simpsons had the best parody, with Milhouse asking Moore to sign a DVD of Watchmen Babies: V for Vacation.

So amazingly wrong....

eta: Ya gotta see the graphic: [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 05, 2009 11:34:36 am PST #205 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Did Moore kill and eat him?


quester - Mar 05, 2009 12:43:19 pm PST #206 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I just blew off all my responsibilities this afternoon and went to see "Coraline" in 3D.

Loved it! The 3D was cool, especially the thing at the end of the credits!

Weirdly, I was the only person in the theatre. It was the 1:00pm show on the first really warm day in Cedar Rapids, but it was still weird.

Oh, I forgot, I saw "The Reader" last night. Very sad making and thought provoking.