Avengers is now open in Australia! And I'm in China. The hell?
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
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Poor planning, billytea,
Jars is seeing it tonight, in jolly old England! But she's seeing Avengers Assemble, which totally isn't the same movie. Probably.
But she's seeing Avengers Assemble, which totally isn't the same movie.
I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
Someone on the Internet has to have made that comic.
I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
The Guardian's 4-star review:
Short version: he liked it, but the review is still nice and sarky. Favourite quote:
There is arguably now nothing to stop the mega-villains of the world forming their own Traveling Wilburys' supergroup of evilness.
I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!
heh ... this made me chuckle:
Hiddleston's Loki is breathy, petulant and long-haired in a bad way: often baring his teeth like a 12-year-old Jeremy Irons on Ritalin.