But she's seeing Avengers Assemble, which totally isn't the same movie.
I'm envisioning a movie about Thor and the Hulk putting together IKEA furniture, while Tony Stark sits and laughs at them.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
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Steph L. - Apr 26, 2012 5:48:23 am PDT #19627 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 6:03:29 am PDT #19628 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Someone on the Internet has to have made that comic.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2012 6:14:25 am PDT #19629 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Fiona - Apr 26, 2012 6:17:18 am PDT #19630 of 30000
The Guardian's 4-star review:
Short version: he liked it, but the review is still nice and sarky. Favourite quote:
There is arguably now nothing to stop the mega-villains of the world forming their own Traveling Wilburys' supergroup of evilness.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2012 6:34:30 am PDT #19631 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I wanna see the Ikea instructions, with graphics of an angry Hulk with a red circle with a line through it.
Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Polter-Cow - Apr 26, 2012 6:43:56 am PDT #19632 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
HULK ASSEMBLE EKTORP!
Toddson - Apr 26, 2012 6:45:24 am PDT #19633 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
heh ... this made me chuckle:
Hiddleston's Loki is breathy, petulant and long-haired in a bad way: often baring his teeth like a 12-year-old Jeremy Irons on Ritalin.
JZ - Apr 26, 2012 6:50:15 am PDT #19634 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Oooh! Or -- Banner isn't Hulked out when he *starts* assembling the furniture, but then trying to follow the directions enrages him and he Hulks out. And then, of course, is suddenly able to put the furniture together perfectly.
Loki: "Your pathetic group of freaks will NEVER assemble the entertainment center in time!"
Tony Stark: "We have a Hulk."
Hmmm. Does Chatty!Co-Worker take commissions? Because I swear this is nothing but win.
Steph L. - Apr 26, 2012 6:54:14 am PDT #19635 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Does Chatty!Co-Worker take commissions?
He totally does, actually. He's working on a big one right now. (Not the Avengers.)
tommyrot - Apr 27, 2012 9:39:39 am PDT #19636 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The archer who criticized Hawkeye's archery skills has another article:
The Avengers’ Hawkeye: Not Such a Bad Archer After All
I got to see a preview screening of The Avengers Wednesday night, and I need to amend my earlier comments regarding Hawkeye’s archery technique a little bit. I can’t give you a review of the film, at least not yet, but there are a few points that need to be addressed.
First, most of what I talked about before is glaringly obvious in the publicity photos, but goes by very quickly in the film, usually while a lot of other stuff is going on. You have to really be looking for it to notice Hawkeye’s archery while Hulk, Thor and Iron Man are busily breaking things all over the place.