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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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le nubian - Apr 01, 2012 10:29:33 am PDT #19167 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I could not fucking stand that movie when I saw it in theaters. The ending was the cherry on the sundae - absolutely awful.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 10:34:18 am PDT #19168 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay--liking it is not the right question. I did you guys think it was good?

I have a hard time taking most of Arnold's roles seriously, though. Give him a Terminator, and it's fine, until he starts having to show signs of emotion...but everything else I've actually sat through--he was really unenjoyable, and the scripts and costars, etc, just couldn't make up for the sucking vacuum (no reference intended) that is his presence.


smonster - Apr 01, 2012 10:34:49 am PDT #19169 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Saw 21 Jump Street tonight, laughed a billion times. Recommended! Also, Channing Tatum, quite funny! ita, you will love it!!!

I had to check the datestamp to make sure this wasn't an April Fool's (haven't seen it myself, just didn't expect that much enthusiasm about it).

Never seen Total Recall.


Kalshane - Apr 01, 2012 10:45:55 am PDT #19170 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I enjoyed Total Recall and would say it was good for an Arnold movie. The plot was more interesting and twisty than his usual kill a lot of people while spouting one-liners affairs.

Then again, I also really liked Last Action Hero, which a lot of people panned, so who knows?


DavidS - Apr 01, 2012 10:47:17 am PDT #19171 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I thought Total Recall was pretty cheesy when it originally came out and have not bothered to rewatch it. I enjoyed it somewhat but only because I liked big budget dystopian Mars.


Polter-Cow - Apr 01, 2012 10:47:22 am PDT #19172 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Then again, I also really liked Last Action Hero, which a lot of people panned, so who knows?

I loved that movie too, but I haven't seen it since I was a kid.


DavidS - Apr 01, 2012 10:49:08 am PDT #19173 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

As has been discussed here in the past, there are not-so-secret Hudson Hawk fans amongst the Buffistae.

So Cheezy Early 90s Action Films have their adherents.


le nubian - Apr 01, 2012 10:52:50 am PDT #19174 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I could not finish "Last Action Hero." Didn't like that one either.

ita, if it isn't clear: I hated Total Recall and thought the movie was trash. Although, I have seen worse movies since, so if I rewatched, I probably wouldn't hate it as much as I did when I was 20.


§ ita § - Apr 01, 2012 11:02:25 am PDT #19175 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if it isn't clear

Oh, trust me. There wasn't much room between your lines. They were all filled up with the same sort of feelings I have towards the movie myself.

I've read a lot of "the perfect Total Recall has already been made! Why is Hollywood doing this????" whereas I'm thinking "Maybe the story is inherently flawed because the first time round sure sucked..."

But there's no need for it to take the same things from the Dick work that the first one did, and judging from the chapter I'm reading now, plenty of things flipped between on and off the table, and it even has an unpopular novelisation written before the final cut of the movie, so it makes the ending more straightforward.

I had to check the datestamp to make sure this wasn't an April Fool's (haven't seen it myself, just didn't expect that much enthusiasm about it).

bon is trying to convince me I shouldn't dislike actors' work. I don't see why I'd need to enjoy everyone's everything, and it's not like I owe Channing anything. He'll be okay, and so will I if I never see the flick.


Connie Neil - Apr 01, 2012 11:02:37 am PDT #19176 of 30000
brillig

I always thought Last Action Hero was badly promoted. It wasn't so much an action movie as a move about action movies. The bits in "real" LA were great. "I've just shot a man, does anyone care?" "Shut up down there!"