The thing I'm confused about is that in the original version, Greedo didn't shoot at ALL. Han just shot...first, last, all the times. So what exactly were we imagining? Maybe some anonymous evil invisible person actually shot poor, defenseless Greedo.
Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
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Polter-Cow - Feb 09, 2012 2:45:27 pm PST #18031 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Sean K - Feb 09, 2012 2:56:54 pm PST #18032 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's clear from that piece that George does not understand what makes Han shooting first resonate with people.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 3:59:19 pm PST #18033 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Didn't Jar-jar already prove that Lucas is at a complete loss for how anything resonates with people?
sj - Feb 09, 2012 4:36:26 pm PST #18034 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I went with a friend tonight to see My Week with Marilyn. Michelle Williams's performance was amazing.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 4:37:41 pm PST #18035 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh Tom Hardy, don't ever change. (Mildly NSFW)
§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 4:45:56 pm PST #18036 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you can't bare it at work (or, really, in public, legally) it's pretty likely NSFW in most workplaces.
smonster - Feb 09, 2012 4:47:14 pm PST #18037 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Thanks for posting that, Matt. Love me some THard.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 6:33:19 pm PST #18038 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, I just wanted to distinguish that it's Jackass-style NSFW, not Colin Farrel's sex tape-style. With Tom Hardy, you never know...
§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 6:37:07 pm PST #18039 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I was making out with Tom Hardy and the sprinklers came on, it would have to be sulphuric acid or icewater for me to not be extra-renewed in my vigour, although I would take a step back to assess him with his clothes clinging wetly to his bod.
smonster - Feb 10, 2012 3:10:37 am PST #18040 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Word, ita !.