If you can't bare it at work (or, really, in public, legally) it's pretty likely NSFW in most workplaces.
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
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§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 4:45:56 pm PST #18036 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
smonster - Feb 09, 2012 4:47:14 pm PST #18037 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Thanks for posting that, Matt. Love me some THard.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 09, 2012 6:33:19 pm PST #18038 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, I just wanted to distinguish that it's Jackass-style NSFW, not Colin Farrel's sex tape-style. With Tom Hardy, you never know...
§ ita § - Feb 09, 2012 6:37:07 pm PST #18039 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I was making out with Tom Hardy and the sprinklers came on, it would have to be sulphuric acid or icewater for me to not be extra-renewed in my vigour, although I would take a step back to assess him with his clothes clinging wetly to his bod.
smonster - Feb 10, 2012 3:10:37 am PST #18040 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Word, ita !.
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2012 5:02:59 am PST #18041 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Apparently this is from the Star Wars shooting script:
Suddenly the slimy alien disappears in a blinding flash of light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath the table as the other patron[s] look on in bemused amazement.
Apparently the novelisation is also clear about Han's shot.
Jesse - Feb 10, 2012 6:28:13 am PST #18042 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had to explain to a guy last night that Tom Hardy was the actual draw for that movie...
§ ita § - Feb 10, 2012 6:34:06 am PST #18043 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Straight guys. They just don't understand...
Kalshane - Feb 10, 2012 6:57:39 am PST #18044 of 30000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Yeah, Lucas has lost his mind. To throw more on the fire, I remember seeing a picture of him actually wearing a "Han shot first" shirt a couple months ago.
I sometimes wonder if he just gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of screwing with his fanbase at this point.
tommyrot - Feb 10, 2012 7:22:40 am PST #18045 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, Lucas recently said the reason he didn't make Star Wars VII-IX is because how everyone said mean things about the first three (Phantom Menace, etc.)
Which contradicts what he's said earlier.