I'm going into it assuming that nothing can be as cringe-worthily bad as Spider-Man 3.
Sounds like a challenge to me!
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Jessica - Mar 04, 2009 7:20:48 am PST #179 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Amy - Mar 04, 2009 7:27:15 am PST #180 of 30000
Because books.
Let me say why, even after reading the whitefont, I am excited about Watchmen - I've never read it and have no expectations. This is why I tend to not read graphic novels of stuff they are making movies out of - I am a purist when it comes to book-to-screen translations and lose my enjoyment if I have read the material. Particularly with comic book and fantasy movies. I love them. LOVE them.
We share a name, we share a brain ...
Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2009 7:28:06 am PST #181 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Has this been posted here yet (haven't looked at everything, so I'm not sure if any of the stills are spoilery - they look like just shots fromt he trailer to me): [link]
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 7:36:03 am PST #182 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has this been posted yet (haven't looked at everything, so I'm not sure if any of the stills are spoilery - they look like just shots fromt he trailer to me):
Those are great.
Aims - Mar 04, 2009 7:47:15 am PST #183 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We share a name, we share a brain ...
We are as one.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2009 10:13:11 am PST #184 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I know we have some fans here, so I'll note this find: a blog devoted to reviewing classic caper films.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2009 11:37:31 am PST #185 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Watchmen - Hitler finds out about new Watchmen [snip]. (Yet another Downfall remix.)
Spoilery about one of the major changes from the graphic novel.
I don't know why I keep finding these Downfall remixes so funny....
eta: Also, we learn that Stalin considered Watchmen unfilmable....
Steph L. - Mar 04, 2009 5:46:48 pm PST #186 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Has this been posted yet (haven't looked at everything, so I'm not sure if any of the stills are spoilery - they look like just shots fromt he trailer to me):
As funny as the Wall*E one is, I can't stop laughing at this one: [link]
DavidS - Mar 04, 2009 5:57:09 pm PST #187 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Frankenbuddha, if you've been wondering, "Hmmm, I wonder what it would look like if a Japanese director loved both the Bugaloos and Dario Argento and made a horror movie?" Wonder no more.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 04, 2009 6:20:38 pm PST #188 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"Hmmm, I wonder what it would look like if a Japanese director loved both the Bugaloos and Dario Argento and made a horror movie?"
The scene in which we watch Melody getting eaten, and then digested, by a grand piano is probably the most memorable
OK, this bit alone makes it sound like a must see. I mean, Johnny Depp getting eaten and vomited by a bed I can see anytime I want. But a grand piano?