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A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


DavidS - Jan 23, 2012 8:40:29 am PST #17732 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

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Atropa - Jan 23, 2012 10:07:47 am PST #17733 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Ooooh.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2012 11:43:37 am PST #17734 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The 2012 spoiler landscape. IO9 covers how many spoilers are out for upcoming TV shows and movies. The article itself isn't spoilery, but comments might be.

They rate spoiledness on a scale of 1-10, and interestingly the most unspoiled movie is not Nolan, but Whedon.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2012 11:52:17 am PST #17735 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the most unspoiled movie is not Nolan, but Whedon.

I kind of want to know ahead of time if Bane breaks Batman's back (shit, that's alliterative). (I don't know if I should whitefont speculation based on a very old comic plotline, so I will for now.) Some stuff in the trailer makes me think yes, but I sort of want to know going in.

I don't really need to be spoiled for Avengers -- I just want it to get here now, damn it. I'm not really invested in *what* happens; I just want stuff to happen, and I want to see it.

I'm a simple creature.

t edit I posted that before I read the link; I thought you mean Avengers was most unspoiled, but you meant Cabin in the Woods. Interesting.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2012 12:03:29 pm PST #17736 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not really invested in *what* happens; I just want stuff to happen, and I want to see it.

I'm very much that way too, WRT The Avengers. But with DKR, I'm good being surprised with just about everything, lest I start second guessing.

And I figure being unspoiled for Cabin In The Woods (the 1 rating) will be the funnest way to go in.

Spoil me entirely for Hunger Games, though.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 23, 2012 12:30:13 pm PST #17737 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm skeptical of the "If you haven't read the book, then you're screwed. There's no way to avoid running into people who've read it and want to talk about it." assertion. This board is the only place I frequent online where I've heard anything about the Hunger Games movies, and I have never heard the movies or books mentioned by a single person in meatspace.


le nubian - Jan 23, 2012 12:52:40 pm PST #17738 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I think the movie Hunger Games should be able to effectively deal with the plot and events well enough that it should be close enough to the book. It would be a major fuck up otherwise.

Books 2 and 3 need some tinkering I think. I just can't see how the 3rd book (except for some battle scenes) is all that filmable. Hell, the last part of the book is tell tell tell (very little to show). Hopefully they have a deft screenwriter. Maybe that's why they are going to split 2-3 into 3 movies.


§ ita § - Jan 23, 2012 12:55:47 pm PST #17739 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think if it's high profile enough that EW writes about it without particular concerns for spoiling it's reasonable to assume spoilers are out there for the bumping into. Doesn't mean you *will*, but it's not exactly treated like your average Nolan movie or anything.


tommyrot - Jan 23, 2012 1:09:31 pm PST #17740 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I kind of want to know ahead of time if Bane

I am Teppy.


Sean K - Jan 23, 2012 2:47:12 pm PST #17741 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, Alien: Resurrection is much better than Alien 3. It feels more like an Alien movie, and it's pretty fun.

Ugh. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I have a fondness for Alien 3, and what Fincher managed to salvage from it. And it's got Charles Dance FFS. And I could not stand anything at all about Resurrection. Even on rewatch, I found it painfully bad.

I kind of want to know ahead of time if Bane

My roommate and I are speculating that Nolan's actually going to take it further than that.