Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Polter-Cow - May 22, 2009 1:46:23 pm PDT #1699 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How can you resist his smile? And his rhapsodising over Steve Carell?

Oh, I have nothing against The Rock! But I do love The Rock.

First pic from The Last Airbender.

The kid looks okay, I guess, but Dev does not look like Zuko. I am anxious to see the teaser trailer.

I wonder if the RACEFAIL talk will last.

Oh, it will last and last and last.


§ ita § - May 22, 2009 1:51:38 pm PDT #1700 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am anxious to see the teaser trailer.

Going to watch The Transformers to see it?

it will last and last and last.

Hope it makes the news.


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2009 2:18:09 pm PDT #1701 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Going to watch The Transformers to see it?

I was already going to watch it! I loved the first movie.


§ ita § - May 22, 2009 2:23:08 pm PDT #1702 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was already going to watch it! I loved the first movie.

Oh dear.

Maybe you can explain the end to me. How did getting that cube kill the bad guy when that's what the bad guy came for in the first place?


Polter-Cow - May 22, 2009 2:36:19 pm PDT #1703 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I have noooooo idea, dude. That was full of so much WTF. But other than that, it was awesome! Heh.


tiggy - May 22, 2009 2:42:56 pm PDT #1704 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

thank you, ita! when i tell people that movie was crap and try to get them to explain the end, they never can and still tell me i'm weird for not liking it.


Scrappy - May 22, 2009 3:29:16 pm PDT #1705 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I liked the experience of the film--the snarky script, the cool fights, the goofy music choices--not so much the plot.


§ ita § - May 22, 2009 3:39:35 pm PDT #1706 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I found it a great big eyeroll. The men I saw it with liked it (the woman didn't) but they couldn't explain the plot to me, or weird things like the robots watching Shia and Megan make out, nor had they anything to say about the "black" robot being the one that bites it. Which was kinda my favourite part of the movie, because the snappy talking poplocking robot being the only good guy down? Hysterical.


Volans - May 22, 2009 4:01:45 pm PDT #1707 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I've been thinking about getting a Nissan Cube. And then getting a license plate that says ALLSPARK...but then people would think I'm a fan.


Strega - May 22, 2009 5:33:35 pm PDT #1708 of 30000

Terminator Salvation is... very loud. Although some of that was the theater, because the ads & previews were ridiculously loud before the movie even started. But usually the actual movie is quieter, and this is 90% explosions and shouting.

I'd give it 3 stars. Sam Worthington is probably one star by himself. I would see it again for him and the fabulously ridiculous action scenes. I might want to fast-fwd through some of the talky/cheesy bits though. But again: see T2. There's nothing as bad as "I know now why you cry," although it did come close a couple of times.

Also, way funnier than I expected. And bonus points for making the most of the one "fuck" you get in a PG-13 movie, because I'm still laughing about that. Although Marcia and I did think that John Connor should have developed a phobia about helicopters.