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le nubian - Jun 29, 2011 8:45:04 am PDT #15213 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You know what I realized? I have only seen 2 Michael Bay directed movies:

"The Rock" and "The Island."

Apparently if the movie is directed by Bay and does not begin with "the", I will not see it.


Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2011 8:51:17 am PDT #15214 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, if only you'd seen The Con Air or The Bad Boys or The Transformers !


-t - Jun 29, 2011 8:54:03 am PDT #15215 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's funny, le nubian. I had to check imdb to see what of his I'd seen, and seems to be just Bad Boys, Armageddon, The Rock and the first Transformers (which I hated. I like to see explosions as much as the next person, but something about the way the robots were rendered did not work for me at all). I guess I like his earlier work?


erikaj - Jun 29, 2011 9:04:57 am PDT #15216 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I loved it on Entourage when Vince Chase goes in to find out about Aguaman 2 and Ari's all "with Michael Bay directing," and Vince makes ice cream headache face. I'm kind of pissed at Shia L. for how bad that last Indiana Jones flick was. Woof.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 29, 2011 9:48:51 am PDT #15217 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Con Air wasn't a Michael Bay flick, it just felt like one.

I saw The Rock, Armageddon, and the first Transformers movie. Bay's gotten enough of my money for one lifetime.


Strega - Jun 29, 2011 11:09:06 am PDT #15218 of 30000

My personal experience of Bay is limited to the Meat Loaf video. I'm okay with that.


smonster - Jun 29, 2011 12:49:36 pm PDT #15219 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Of what he's directed, I've seen The Rock. Produced, I saw the new Friday the 13th (KBD got it - it had Paddywhack).


le nubian - Jun 29, 2011 2:34:49 pm PDT #15220 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

On top of it all, Bay has never gotten one dime from me for his (directed or produced) movies. I saw "The Rock" on TNT and for "The Island" I received movie passes.


Laga - Jun 29, 2011 6:18:14 pm PDT #15221 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I was thinking that if your sibling got sorted into a different house you could hang out in each other's common rooms. imdb says that in the movies, Padma and Parvati are both Griffindors. aw.


Amy - Jun 29, 2011 6:46:59 pm PDT #15222 of 30000
Because books.

I have stupid love for The Rock.

I think I actually did think he'd done Con Air, too, which is another guilty pleasure. Nothing says fun like Steve Buscemi as a twisted serial killer who plays Barbies with little girls.