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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai

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smonster - Jun 29, 2011 7:43:07 am PDT #15207 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Man, there are some funny lines in the review ita linked.

The main emotion that comes off Shia LaBoeuf, from the first frame to the last, is a bitchy, indignant rage, interspersed with feeble attempts at ingratiation.

(Forget the Director's Cut. For movies like this, we need the Bathroom Attendant's Cut.)

New leading lady Rosie Huntington-Whitely — who makes Megan Fox seem like Katharine Hepburn — spends the final hour of the movie looking as though she's ready to have a nervous breakdown and give a lapdance.

OMG HA. Yeah, I am so not seeing this movie. Even (and especially) if Alan Tudyk "impersonates a gay ex-Nazi manservant in a weird suit."

Not that I was considering seeing it anyway. Being assaulted by the trailer the other night was plenty.

Laga - Jun 29, 2011 7:48:45 am PDT #15208 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The story and the acting are not what I go to see a Michael Bay film for. Giant robots destroying Chicago? Yes, must see this on the big screen.

smonster - Jun 29, 2011 7:51:46 am PDT #15209 of 30000

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The lure of constant sensory battery is not usually enough to get me to buy a ticket, and neither Shia nor the chick are my idea of teh hott. I'd rather watch Inception. Again. And again. And again...

Jessica - Jun 29, 2011 7:55:07 am PDT #15210 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Giant robots destroying Chicago? Yes, must see this on the big screen.

For three HOURS, though?

Laga - Jun 29, 2011 7:56:43 am PDT #15211 of 30000

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm sure it could use some editing. But yeah. I'll probably go on a Monday matinee.

sumi - Jun 29, 2011 8:14:36 am PDT #15212 of 30000

Art Crawl!!!

Jon Favreau interviews Harrison Ford.

ETA: blastr nabbed the interview from HuffPo but they missed a segment.

le nubian - Jun 29, 2011 8:45:04 am PDT #15213 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

You know what I realized? I have only seen 2 Michael Bay directed movies:

"The Rock" and "The Island."

Apparently if the movie is directed by Bay and does not begin with "the", I will not see it.

Polter-Cow - Jun 29, 2011 8:51:17 am PDT #15214 of 30000

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, if only you'd seen The Con Air or The Bad Boys or The Transformers !

-t - Jun 29, 2011 8:54:03 am PDT #15215 of 30000

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's funny, le nubian. I had to check imdb to see what of his I'd seen, and seems to be just Bad Boys, Armageddon, The Rock and the first Transformers (which I hated. I like to see explosions as much as the next person, but something about the way the robots were rendered did not work for me at all). I guess I like his earlier work?

erikaj - Jun 29, 2011 9:04:57 am PDT #15216 of 30000

"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I loved it on Entourage when Vince Chase goes in to find out about Aguaman 2 and Ari's all "with Michael Bay directing," and Vince makes ice cream headache face. I'm kind of pissed at Shia L. for how bad that last Indiana Jones flick was. Woof.

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