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Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2011 6:52:59 pm PDT #15057 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh dear! It basically showed that Nick Fury had the Cosmic Cube, which is some sort of magical MacGuffin, and that Loki was whispering in Wossname's ear (the researcher dude). Don't think he's possessing him, but he's influencing him.

So tonight I watched the horrible terribleness that is The Last Dragon, which appears to be a blaxploitation martial arts film. Featuring William H. Macy, Chazz Palminteri, and Keshia Knight Pulliam in small roles.

§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 7:41:52 pm PDT #15058 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Green Lantern has a mid-credits scene, for anyone interested. Between the flashy credit and just the roll of names.

XMen: First Class has nothing, disappointingly enough.

Thor's was the twistiest I'd seen since, maybe, X3?

Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2011 7:44:17 pm PDT #15059 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

XMen: First Class has nothing, disappointingly enough.

I know, right??

Thor's was the twistiest I'd seen since, maybe, X3?

But then came Fast Five.

§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 7:56:47 pm PDT #15060 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

True. Wasn't considering non-comic movies, but that was definitely a game changer.

I got shushed in the theatre for talking after a preview. The man twisted around, and was pissed. "It's a blank screen!" I objected. "It's the whole experience," he said, defensively.

And then he got up to pee during the movie, so fuck the whole experience. I got it, he didn't.

Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 7:57:46 pm PDT #15061 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Ha, I totally would have stage-whispered, "it's the whole experience" at him when he was leaving.

Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2011 8:00:56 pm PDT #15062 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I get him, though. Sometimes your bladder won't let you experience the whole experience.

§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 8:12:42 pm PDT #15063 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Depends.

Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 8:16:48 pm PDT #15064 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Heh. Well, and I have an iron bladder, so I can mock with impunity.

§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 8:18:25 pm PDT #15065 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, me too. Couldn't tell you the last time I got up for anything other than a headache--and then I'm not coming back.

Juliebird - Jun 18, 2011 8:19:37 pm PDT #15066 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

If I have a soda in the theatre with me, I also have a giant tub of popcorn to absorb all the liquid.

What was the Fast Five scene?

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