XMen: First Class has nothing, disappointingly enough.
I know, right??
Thor's was the twistiest I'd seen since, maybe, X3?
But then came Fast Five.
How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
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Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2011 7:44:17 pm PDT #15059 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 7:56:47 pm PDT #15060 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
True. Wasn't considering non-comic movies, but that was definitely a game changer.
I got shushed in the theatre for talking after a preview. The man twisted around, and was pissed. "It's a blank screen!" I objected. "It's the whole experience," he said, defensively.
And then he got up to pee during the movie, so fuck the whole experience. I got it, he didn't.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 7:57:46 pm PDT #15061 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Ha, I totally would have stage-whispered, "it's the whole experience" at him when he was leaving.
Polter-Cow - Jun 18, 2011 8:00:56 pm PDT #15062 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I get him, though. Sometimes your bladder won't let you experience the whole experience.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 8:12:42 pm PDT #15063 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Depends.
Liese S. - Jun 18, 2011 8:16:48 pm PDT #15064 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Heh. Well, and I have an iron bladder, so I can mock with impunity.
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 8:18:25 pm PDT #15065 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, me too. Couldn't tell you the last time I got up for anything other than a headache--and then I'm not coming back.
Juliebird - Jun 18, 2011 8:19:37 pm PDT #15066 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
If I have a soda in the theatre with me, I also have a giant tub of popcorn to absorb all the liquid.
What was the Fast Five scene?
§ ita § - Jun 18, 2011 11:25:05 pm PDT #15067 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The Rock is behind a desk, and Eva Mendes comes in and says "You have to see this". He's not interested because it's not the boys, but then she whips out a report of a recent heist, with a grainy photo of Michelle Rodriguez's (presumably dead) character.
sj - Jun 19, 2011 4:31:22 am PDT #15068 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
POTC 4 has a scene after the credits.