If you watch it backwards [link]
If you watch The Ten Commandments backwards, is about the amazing rehabilitation of a crazy bearded man that had lost his mind and started to hear God’s voice only to walk for 40 years towards Egypt and help build one of the world’s greatest wonders, The Pyramid of Giza entirely by his own hand.
Ok this one is actually better
If you watch “Top Gun” backwards, it’s about the breakup of two gay Navy pilots.
Movie reviews!
Despicable Me, Machete, The Town, Devil, Salt, Animal Kingdom, Red, Buried, Winter's Bone, Top Gun, Catfish, Paranormal Activity 2, The Devil Bat, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Never Let Me Go, Lethal Weapon, Vantage Point, Trainspotting, Layer Cake,
and
Rachel Getting Married.
Rachel Getting Married
was really good; I liked it a lot more than I expected to.
That's two months of Netflix, Netflix Instant, and Redbox. And, er, one ahem.
Captain America trailer. I am summarily creeped out by the pre-serum Steve.
So, this seems ridiculous: They are blanking out the audio with swearing in The King's Speech, and re-releasing it as a PG-13 "family" movie: [link]
I just watched Winter's Bone, and any concerns I may have had about Jennifer Lawrence have been laid to rest. She will make a kickass Katniss!
ita, I was just coming here to post that! (I ganked it from Knut on FB.)
I think I'll just keep looking at stills from the battle scenes and try to be content with that. And maybe go see Rango. (What? He's a talking lizard that isn't selling car insurance! What's not to love?)