Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2011 1:36:45 pm PDT #13726 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If you watch it backwards [link]

If you watch The Ten Commandments backwards, is about the amazing rehabilitation of a crazy bearded man that had lost his mind and started to hear God’s voice only to walk for 40 years towards Egypt and help build one of the world’s greatest wonders, The Pyramid of Giza entirely by his own hand.


Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2011 1:38:37 pm PDT #13727 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ok this one is actually better

If you watch “Top Gun” backwards, it’s about the breakup of two gay Navy pilots.


Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2011 7:14:19 pm PDT #13728 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Movie reviews! Despicable Me, Machete, The Town, Devil, Salt, Animal Kingdom, Red, Buried, Winter's Bone, Top Gun, Catfish, Paranormal Activity 2, The Devil Bat, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Never Let Me Go, Lethal Weapon, Vantage Point, Trainspotting, Layer Cake, and Rachel Getting Married.

Rachel Getting Married was really good; I liked it a lot more than I expected to.


le nubian - Mar 23, 2011 7:29:31 pm PDT #13729 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Dude. You've been busy.


Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2011 7:39:11 pm PDT #13730 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's two months of Netflix, Netflix Instant, and Redbox. And, er, one ahem.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2011 3:13:01 am PDT #13731 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Captain America trailer. I am summarily creeped out by the pre-serum Steve.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2011 12:01:20 pm PDT #13732 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, this seems ridiculous: They are blanking out the audio with swearing in The King's Speech, and re-releasing it as a PG-13 "family" movie: [link]


Rayne - Mar 24, 2011 7:54:58 pm PDT #13733 of 30000
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

I just watched Winter's Bone, and any concerns I may have had about Jennifer Lawrence have been laid to rest. She will make a kickass Katniss!


§ ita § - Mar 25, 2011 8:45:56 am PDT #13734 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

IO9 doesn't like Sucker Punch.


Steph L. - Mar 25, 2011 8:48:45 am PDT #13735 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

ita, I was just coming here to post that! (I ganked it from Knut on FB.)

I think I'll just keep looking at stills from the battle scenes and try to be content with that. And maybe go see Rango. (What? He's a talking lizard that isn't selling car insurance! What's not to love?)