I have no real memories of the so-called "plot" of the Transporter movies. Totally remember the oil fight, though.
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Dana - Feb 27, 2011 3:21:13 pm PST #13357 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2011 3:22:38 pm PST #13358 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Transporter 1: Mystery package
Transporter 2: Injecting thingy
Dana - Feb 27, 2011 3:23:05 pm PST #13359 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
That still doesn't really make a dent. It's fine, though. I don't need to remember the plots.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 27, 2011 4:43:20 pm PST #13360 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I thought Statham's character didn't actually get it on with the rescued woman until the third movie? I remember reading a complaint from someone disappointed that the character's sexuality had been left ambivalent (well, in the sense that it wasn't touched on at all) for two movies before the filmmakers noticed and decided to demonstrate his straightness.
Though I do think it plausible that someone wouldn't necessarily stop in the midst of frenetic chase and fight scenes to make out with a potential love interest. Shoot 'Em Up's contrary approach proved one of its bigger WTF moments to me.
smonster - Feb 27, 2011 5:05:49 pm PST #13361 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I think there was a fade-to-black makeout scene in number 1.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2011 2:57:47 am PST #13362 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Transporter 1: They escape an explosion via water--both Statham and girl drop their wet clothes in a trail to the bedroom.
Transporter 2: Russian girl makes Statham strip before she'll give him the keys to the car. Then she demands a kiss. Then a better one.
Besides the scene in the first one when Statham is fighting in a garage and covered in motor oil, I remember nothing else from these two films.
But I know why Patton Oswalt gets the #stathamvapors.
Tom Scola - Feb 28, 2011 3:02:50 am PST #13363 of 30000
hwæt
Transporter 2: Russian girl makes Statham strip before she'll give him the keys to the car. Then she demands a kiss. Then a better one.
That was 3. I know this because I saw it on cable yesterday.
le nubian - Feb 28, 2011 4:12:00 am PST #13364 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Yeah, and I saw 2 and I didn't see that scene at all.
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2011 5:55:53 am PST #13365 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
That was 3. I know this because I saw it on cable yesterday.
So I've totally forgotten Transporter 2????
I'm not surprised.
le nubian - Feb 28, 2011 6:01:14 am PST #13366 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
truly. I'm not sure I'll remember it in a month.