Transporter is one of those where random rescued woman falls in immediate lust for her rescuer and sex ensues?
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Connie Neil - Feb 27, 2011 8:28:11 am PST #13349 of 30000
brillig
smonster - Feb 27, 2011 8:32:19 am PST #13350 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Well, yes. Along with a hideously trivialized human trafficking plot. But it's got some of the most amazing fight scenes EVER.
See, now I want to pop in the DVD.
Jesse - Feb 27, 2011 8:42:04 am PST #13351 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I saw Cedar Rapids last night, and it was cute. Although I expected more -- this is why I kind of hate going to see movies based on good reviews, because my expectations get too high!
-t - Feb 27, 2011 8:46:49 am PST #13352 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I haven't seen 3 yet, so I can't comment on that one.
I haven't seen 3 yet, either, but I heard it was better than 2. I don't remember where I heard that, though, could be my fevered brain making up opinions out of whole cloth.
smonster - Feb 27, 2011 8:50:28 am PST #13353 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I own 3, bought it when my local video store closed. Just haven't watched it yet.
le nubian - Feb 27, 2011 10:06:43 am PST #13354 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Okay, you all were absolutely right: 2 was not that good, but I am not disappointed I watched it because I got to see Stratham take out >10 attackers with a bigass lead pipe and that was more than I was expecting from the movie!
I am now watching Death Race. I have not seen so many marginal action movies in a row in like 10 years.
smonster - Feb 27, 2011 10:36:41 am PST #13355 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Wait till you see the bus/motor oil fight scene in 1. Truly a thing of beauty.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2011 1:44:45 pm PST #13356 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Transporter is one of those where random rescued woman falls in immediate lust for her rescuer and sex ensues?
Well, her rescuer is Jason Statham, so it makes complete sense.
And smonster is not lying about the oil. Total pandering, and brilliantly done.
Dana - Feb 27, 2011 3:21:13 pm PST #13357 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I have no real memories of the so-called "plot" of the Transporter movies. Totally remember the oil fight, though.
§ ita § - Feb 27, 2011 3:22:38 pm PST #13358 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Transporter 1: Mystery package
Transporter 2: Injecting thingy