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Polter-Cow - Feb 15, 2011 9:43:31 pm PST #13270 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You know, Salt is a solid spy thriller with Angelina Jolie being fifteen kinds of badass, but I wish it had a real ending. I skimmed the descriptions of the director's cut and extended cut, and it looks like they didn't leave it open for a sequel. Of course, I wouldn't mind a sequel.

In conclusion: AGENT SMASH WILLIAMS.


megan walker - Feb 16, 2011 5:46:21 am PST #13271 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I skimmed the descriptions of the director's cut and extended cut, and it looks like they didn't leave it open for a sequel. Of course, I wouldn't mind a sequel.

I find that hard to believe given the ending. But, you know, I hope we get one.


§ ita § - Feb 16, 2011 5:52:59 am PST #13272 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not surprise, and perhaps surprise:

Dark Shadows

Two more major parts have reportedly been cast. First up, there's Batman Returns star Michelle Pfeiffer, who's reportedly playing Elizabeth Collins Stoddard, the owner of the Collinwood mansion where all the action takes place. Then there's director Tim Burton's off-screen partner Helena Bonham Carter, who frequently appears in his films, will reportedly follow up her work in The King's Speech by playing Dr. Julia Hoffman, a blood specialist who becomes an unlikely ally of Johnny Depp's vampire Barnabas Collins.


Polter-Cow - Feb 16, 2011 5:56:45 am PST #13273 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I skimmed the descriptions of the director's cut and extended cut, and it looks like they didn't leave it open for a sequel. Of course, I wouldn't mind a sequel.

I find that hard to believe given the ending. But, you know, I hope we get one.

I mean the other two cuts had very different, more final endings. Unless I'm misinterpreting your apparent misinterpretation.

Not surprise, and perhaps surprise

Ooh, I bet I can figure out which is which.


megan walker - Feb 16, 2011 6:15:20 am PST #13274 of 30000
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I mean the other two cuts had very different, more final endings

Whitefont please! (I was skimming and thought you were talking about commentary.)


Polter-Cow - Feb 16, 2011 6:24:50 am PST #13275 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In the Extended Cut, Salt doesn't kill Orlov when she does. Instead, it's the final scene of the movie, which gives the impression that her revenge is done. In the Director's Cut, however, the President actually DOES die, and a voice-over hints that the new President will be a Russian sleeper agent. So the plan succeeds, the end. I suppose there's still a possibility for a sequel after those endings if you wanted, but it's not as obvious as in the theatrical cut. You can also look at his comparison between the Theatrical Cut and Director's Cut and comparison between the Extended Cut and Director's Cut.


Consuela - Feb 16, 2011 7:13:06 am PST #13276 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Wow, P-C, that's interesting, because the theatrical ending so clearly left it open, I thought that was the point. Setup for a franchise, in which Salt keeps looking for other sleepers.


Polter-Cow - Feb 16, 2011 7:26:37 am PST #13277 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

When I popped in the DVD, I had a choice which version to watch, and I had no idea which to pick since I didn't know what the differences were. I usually go with the director's cut if it's there, but I didn't want a longer version since I was short on time, so I said, fuck it, I will just watch the version everyone else watched. And I'm glad because the other ones are so different they would have left me with a very different impression of the movie that couldn't really be compared to those of the theatrical version.


Atropa - Feb 16, 2011 11:06:32 am PST #13278 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Dark Shadows

I want this movie NOW. You would think after how disappointed I was in Burton's Alice In Wonderland that I wouldn't be so frothingly, giddily excited. But ... Tim Burton. Helena Bonham Carter. Johnny Depp. VAMPIRES. I am so predictable.

(However, I do cling to the theory that Tim does better with things that are darker in theme: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Alice In Wonderland vs. Sweeney Todd and Sleepy Hollow. I know which set of movies I consider to be better.)

TL;DR: I am a gothy-goth Tim Burton fangirl, even when I should know better.


§ ita § - Feb 18, 2011 9:16:29 am PST #13279 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Any good advance buzz on Unknown? I'm trying to decide if I will see a movie this weekend.