...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

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Juliebird - Dec 10, 2010 3:47:13 pm PST #12438 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

IN 3D!!!


Frankenbuddha - Dec 10, 2010 3:49:54 pm PST #12439 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The big party in SAY ANYTHING. Because I know those people would be looking out for me. Plus - "Joe Lies".


beekaytee - Dec 10, 2010 3:53:53 pm PST #12440 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

The Thor trailer is super cool...but this comment cracked me up:

I like to watch this and imagine it's the Michael Bay version of Dirk Gently's Dark Teatime of the Soul.

I would pay money to see that movie.

Also, "In 2D in select theaters"? Like that's a feature? Woe to us of the two dimensions.


Polter-Cow - Dec 10, 2010 3:55:39 pm PST #12441 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Right, bonny? I wanted to punch that phrase in the face.


beekaytee - Dec 10, 2010 4:05:26 pm PST #12442 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I wanted to punch that phrase in the face.

I'm glad it's not just me. I seriously had an irrational flash right then. Not rage, exactly, but a giant surge of FrakYOU.


Laga - Dec 10, 2010 4:39:25 pm PST #12443 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I prefer 2D


§ ita § - Dec 10, 2010 4:43:55 pm PST #12444 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why are you smallfonting?


beekaytee - Dec 10, 2010 4:47:31 pm PST #12445 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I prefer 2D

That's my point, Laga. I can't actually see 3D and am plagued by what feels like the coming lack of choice between not seeing anything in the theatre and having a raging headache.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 10, 2010 4:47:58 pm PST #12446 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

3D is great for stuff like Coraline, but Monsters vs. Aliens would have been just as good in 2D and I've heard the after-the-fact 3D process actually made Clash of the Titans more of a crapfest than it would have been otherwise.


beekaytee - Dec 10, 2010 4:51:50 pm PST #12447 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

That's the other thing.

The application of 3D technology seems completely divorced from its service to the material. Pretty soon, they'll be remaking Jane Austen movies in 3D. "See the parasols coming right AT YOU!!"

Feh.