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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Frankenbuddha - Nov 21, 2010 5:09:17 pm PST #12174 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It has two previous iterations, in neither of which was the Hornet an idiot and the fight scenes were good on the TV show. I find this new incarnation deeply irritating. I can't wait until I'm no longer presented with the promotional material.

If Green Hornet has anything as insulting as Kato somehow having less chops than either Burt Ward or Adam West, I'll be on the outrage train. Otherwise, NSM.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2010 5:09:31 pm PST #12175 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Dude, Megamind was excellent. It had so many throwaway visual gags and offhand comments that cracked my shit UP. ("That door really WAS exciting!" Oh, and Donkey Kong!) This may be the only time I actually liked Will Ferrell.


§ ita § - Nov 21, 2010 5:27:15 pm PST #12176 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll be on the outrage train. Otherwise, NSM.

It's not race fail--Kato was always an excellent character on the show. However, I've yet to see a fight scene from the movie that's undoctored. Sure, I know, they're not going to live up to Bruce Lee, but you really gonna FX the hell out of KATO? Come on, people, just make a who new movie. This is like Mission:Impossible or I Spy.


Steph L. - Nov 21, 2010 6:04:21 pm PST #12177 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, we saw a preview for a goddamn Justin Bieber movie. Ack! All I could think of was how many Justin Biebers I could take in a fight. (23, for the record.)


Polter-Cow - Nov 21, 2010 9:16:34 pm PST #12178 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

This may be the only time I actually liked Will Ferrell.

Elf ? Stranger Than Fiction ?


Jessica - Nov 22, 2010 4:01:51 am PST #12179 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HP7 below:

I found the tent dancing scene almost unbearably awkward to watch. Not quite at the level of "Ginny submissively ties Harry's shoe, but still pretty cringeworthy IMO. I got what they were trying to do, but man, I did not enjoy it at all.

What's wrong with that blond man, indeed! I know that scene plays out more or less the same way in the book, but rendered visually, you have to assume all of the Malfoys were repeatedly dropped on their heads as children not to say "You know, this guy looks like Harry Potter except he's a little puffy. Also, Ron and Hermione don't really have any other friends, so...let's take him to Voldemort just in case, yes?"

(Other really stupid plan that somehow worked out - the "let's all disguise ourselves as Harry" thing. WTF is the point of decoys if you're ALL FLYING TO THE SAME PLACE??? Again, not the movie's fault, but on the page it's less obvious what a thoroughly dumb plan this was. At least, to me.)


Steph L. - Nov 22, 2010 4:31:07 am PST #12180 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This may be the only time I actually liked Will Ferrell.

Elf ? Stranger Than Fiction ?

Much like my aversion to Jim Carrey, I avoid movies with Will Ferrell in them like they are the Black Death.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2010 4:45:19 am PST #12181 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Stranger Than Fiction was good. I've been told Talladega Nights should be watched, but I have a hard time believing that. STF was sufficiently different from the rest of his ouevre that it wasn't a problem, though.


SuziQ - Nov 22, 2010 5:31:03 am PST #12182 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jessica - I haven't reread recently, but I thought that the seven Potters were flying to different locations and then portkeying to a central location. But they changed that in the movie. Another change that comes off as not caring about the viewer. Though, if they had followed the book there they would have had to have the Tonks - more characters plus another set...


tiggy - Nov 22, 2010 5:34:19 am PST #12183 of 30000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Talladega Nights should NOT be watched. terrible, terrible, terrible. i'm not a fan of Will Ferrell either, but Elf is totally a must watch.