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PEOPLE HAVE MUPPET PHOBIAS. THIS IS NOT WEIRD.
They are very irrational. And they have huge mouths. Huge cavernous red mouths that they flap while they sing at you.
My muppet phobia was problematic for my childhood church that had a puppet ministry. Terrifying.
And they laugh with their whole heads. That's not normal.
I agree with this girl with regards to the Muppets.
My muppet phobia was problematic for my childhood church that had a puppet ministry. Terrifying.
Oh god, that's like an episode of Arrested Development.
It was so awful. I used to have to sit backwards in the chair during performances. Which I'm sure was disconcerting to the other children, let alone the performers, who were just older children. But seriously, people. Puppets. Singing about Jesus. With their giant flapping red maws. And wobbly eyes that weren't looking at anything. And apparently broken necks. And flailing arms. It was traumatic.
I'm amused by myself because I keep editing this post to add more muppet horrors. They're really bad, man, I'm telling you.
I got 90%. Only one I missed was the first one.
I scared my husband.
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Okay, I thought you were joking until you expounded on this point a few posts later. Liese, I apologize profusely, but I cannot stop laughing.
It reminds me of a friend of mine in college who said as a little girl she was traumatized by "Gilligan's Island." She could not get over the constant stress of them trying to leave the island and they never could. She would make her parents turn the channel whenever the show came on.
I got 60%, but I never watched Fraggle Rock or The Dark Crystal, so those were pure guesses. I still got the talk show host wrong, though.
It was so awful. I used to have to sit backwards in the chair during performances. Which I'm sure was disconcerting to the other children, let alone the performers, who were just older children. But seriously, people. Puppets. Singing about Jesus. With their giant flapping red maws. And wobbly eyes that weren't looking at anything. And apparently broken necks. And flailing arms. It was traumatic.
It's sort of awful and comic. It reminds me of ex-GF who grew up getting reconstructive surgery in hospitals and the Clown would come to visit every month. And she couldn't escape and it terrified her.
She's still very bitter about the Clowns.
"They think it's so funny to take out their gigantic combs and try to comb your hair. But it's not Fucking Funny!"
when I was a kid, I was afraid of Sherlock Hemlock. I'm not sure why, except he did kind of pop out and say "AHA!" a lot.