I would have gotten Guy Smiley, dammit.
Well, of course.
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I would have gotten Guy Smiley, dammit.
Well, of course.
I got 60%, which is surprising because I have a muppet phobia. Know your enemy, I guess.
WHAT.
I guess it's kind of like me being able to correct people who thought Ratzinger was actually a Nazi back in WWII.
PEOPLE HAVE MUPPET PHOBIAS. THIS IS NOT WEIRD.
They are very irrational. And they have huge mouths. Huge cavernous red mouths that they flap while they sing at you.
My muppet phobia was problematic for my childhood church that had a puppet ministry. Terrifying.
And they laugh with their whole heads. That's not normal.
I agree with this girl with regards to the Muppets.
My muppet phobia was problematic for my childhood church that had a puppet ministry. Terrifying.
Oh god, that's like an episode of Arrested Development.
It was so awful. I used to have to sit backwards in the chair during performances. Which I'm sure was disconcerting to the other children, let alone the performers, who were just older children. But seriously, people. Puppets. Singing about Jesus. With their giant flapping red maws. And wobbly eyes that weren't looking at anything. And apparently broken necks. And flailing arms. It was traumatic.
I'm amused by myself because I keep editing this post to add more muppet horrors. They're really bad, man, I'm telling you.
I got 90%. Only one I missed was the first one.
I scared my husband.