They should do a Bond movie where all his gadgets get taken away one by one by repo men....
Casino Royale hardly has any gadgets at all. Daniel Craig plowing through walls was their only gimmick.
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
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DavidS - Aug 19, 2010 7:29:09 am PDT #10728 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
le nubian - Aug 19, 2010 8:03:05 am PDT #10729 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
it was a good gimmick, mind you. but not quite as enjoyable the 2nd time around.
Jessica - Aug 19, 2010 8:08:50 am PDT #10730 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
They should do a Bond movie where all his gadgets get taken away one by one by repo men....
The improv troupe I crewed for in college did a sketch based on this - due to budget cuts, Bond's British accent was revoked so the team all chipped in to buy him a Creole one instead. The only gadget they could afford for him was a laser pointer, and the villain's dastardly weapon was secondhand smoke.
tommyrot - Aug 19, 2010 8:12:09 am PDT #10731 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh - that sounds like fun.
smonster - Aug 19, 2010 8:54:05 am PDT #10732 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'm more aggrieved that the MGM bankruptcy is preventing a new James Bond movie.
Don't care about Bond, personally, but Joss' Cabin in the Woods is similarly held up.
Steph L. - Aug 19, 2010 9:00:10 am PDT #10733 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Joss' Cabin in the Woods
I really want that to be the actual title: "Joss' Cabin in the Woods."
DavidS - Aug 19, 2010 9:01:35 am PDT #10734 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I prefer Little Joss on the Prairie.
Jesse - Aug 19, 2010 9:02:17 am PDT #10735 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Little cabin in the woods/Little Joss by the window stood/Saw a rabbit hopping by/knocking at my door...
le nubian - Aug 19, 2010 9:18:17 am PDT #10736 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oh hilarious.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2010 10:06:08 am PDT #10737 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
