Joss' Cabin in the Woods
I really want that to be the actual title: "Joss' Cabin in the Woods."
How's it sit? Pretty cunning, don'tchya think?
Jayne ,'The Message'
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Steph L. - Aug 19, 2010 9:00:10 am PDT #10733 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DavidS - Aug 19, 2010 9:01:35 am PDT #10734 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I prefer Little Joss on the Prairie.
Jesse - Aug 19, 2010 9:02:17 am PDT #10735 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Little cabin in the woods/Little Joss by the window stood/Saw a rabbit hopping by/knocking at my door...
le nubian - Aug 19, 2010 9:18:17 am PDT #10736 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
oh hilarious.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2010 10:06:08 am PDT #10737 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2010 10:06:56 am PDT #10738 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm more aggrieved that the MGM bankruptcy is preventing a new James Bond movie.
It's also preventing Bridge Studios from shooting the long-promised Stargate Atlantis movie and having those characters destroyed by the now burned-out hack writers of the franchise, so there is a silver lining.
le nubian - Aug 19, 2010 10:11:19 am PDT #10739 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
looks like Stallone has the most for a single movie though.
I wonder who has the highest average, probably Dolph just by eyeballing.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2010 10:20:50 am PDT #10740 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ActorMovie countHigh KillKill totalAverage Couture1222 Crews1222 Austin28147 Willis25312008 Rourke3143110.33333333 Statham116014112.81818182 Li165023114.4375 Stallone217634016.19047619 Lundgren366063217.55555556
Typo Boy - Aug 19, 2010 11:04:02 am PDT #10741 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
What was the population of the Earth at the time of Dr. Strangelove? Peter Sellers, definitely has a much higher body count in a single movie than any of those figures.
Tom Scola - Aug 19, 2010 11:10:40 am PDT #10742 of 30000
hwæt
About 3.3 billion.