7 Movies That Could Have Been Improved By Adding Zombies
3. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. This one was easier than I at first suspected...the trick is to have GWAR show up, perform a Beatles cover (maybe "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"), and then unleash the zombie plague that destroys Pepperland. It would be the most you've ever rooted for the zombies, I assure you.
There was a great TV movie about her recovery from her strokes where she's played by Glenda Jackson and Dirk Bogarde plays Roal Dahl.
For some reason, this was a formative movie in my childhood. Along with the movie about Rosemary Clooney where she blows up about having to sing "Come-on-a My House" all the time.
Two TV movies I've never been able to forget are the Mary White story (the newspaperman's daughter who gets thrown from a horse) and one about a teenage girl whose bus is hit by a train starring Stephanie Zimbalist. She has to learn to walk again, I think? Or loses her legs?
Okay, maybe that one could have left a more specific mark, but still.
The NYTimes article about Patricia Neal was unbelievable. She had a crazy life.
I can't watch these from work, so presented without comment: Deranged Inception mashup videos.
I love the
Dora the Explorer
one, but I haven't watched the others. If someone watches them all and recommends which are worth my two minutes, that someone would have time on their hands!
TV movie that stuck with me: Something for Joey. Left me and my sister blubbering messes.
By the way, Pete, this is the music playing in the last scene.
Okay, maybe that one could have left a more specific mark, but still.
Heh. This is so me. My freakish brain recalls the lyrics of 80% of the songs I've heard, but plot points in narratives? Eh, that's hit or miss.
TV movies that effected me:
Why Me? with Armand Assante and Glyniss O'Conner about an Army nurse who needs facial reconstruction after an accident. It was shocking because the doctor uses labial tissue to create her lips. In 1984, shocking!
Death Takes a Holiday with Monte Markham. Perhaps my first real actor crush.
And the winner for the, I should not admit this in public and I'm SO glad I've grown up award, is Sweet Hostage with Martin Sheen and Linda Blair. Given the state of my life at that time, my loving the movie makes sense but, oy. When I think about it now...ugh.