Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


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tommyrot - Aug 09, 2010 5:57:22 am PDT #10473 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

7 Movies That Could Have Been Improved By Adding Zombies

3. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. This one was easier than I at first suspected...the trick is to have GWAR show up, perform a Beatles cover (maybe "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?"), and then unleash the zombie plague that destroys Pepperland. It would be the most you've ever rooted for the zombies, I assure you.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 09, 2010 6:03:02 am PDT #10474 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

There was a great TV movie about her recovery from her strokes where she's played by Glenda Jackson and Dirk Bogarde plays Roal Dahl.

For some reason, this was a formative movie in my childhood. Along with the movie about Rosemary Clooney where she blows up about having to sing "Come-on-a My House" all the time.


Amy - Aug 09, 2010 6:08:04 am PDT #10475 of 30000
Because books.

Two TV movies I've never been able to forget are the Mary White story (the newspaperman's daughter who gets thrown from a horse) and one about a teenage girl whose bus is hit by a train starring Stephanie Zimbalist. She has to learn to walk again, I think? Or loses her legs?

Okay, maybe that one could have left a more specific mark, but still.


Dana - Aug 09, 2010 6:54:53 am PDT #10476 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The NYTimes article about Patricia Neal was unbelievable. She had a crazy life.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2010 7:08:28 am PDT #10477 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't watch these from work, so presented without comment: Deranged Inception mashup videos.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2010 7:18:08 am PDT #10478 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I love the Dora the Explorer one, but I haven't watched the others. If someone watches them all and recommends which are worth my two minutes, that someone would have time on their hands!


Kathy A - Aug 09, 2010 7:18:32 am PDT #10479 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

TV movie that stuck with me: Something for Joey. Left me and my sister blubbering messes.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2010 7:43:40 am PDT #10480 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

By the way, Pete, this is the music playing in the last scene.


Burrell - Aug 09, 2010 9:28:26 am PDT #10481 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Okay, maybe that one could have left a more specific mark, but still.

Heh. This is so me. My freakish brain recalls the lyrics of 80% of the songs I've heard, but plot points in narratives? Eh, that's hit or miss.


beekaytee - Aug 09, 2010 11:31:11 am PDT #10482 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

TV movies that effected me:

Why Me? with Armand Assante and Glyniss O'Conner about an Army nurse who needs facial reconstruction after an accident. It was shocking because the doctor uses labial tissue to create her lips. In 1984, shocking!

Death Takes a Holiday with Monte Markham. Perhaps my first real actor crush.

And the winner for the, I should not admit this in public and I'm SO glad I've grown up award, is Sweet Hostage with Martin Sheen and Linda Blair. Given the state of my life at that time, my loving the movie makes sense but, oy. When I think about it now...ugh.