Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


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beekaytee - Aug 09, 2010 11:31:11 am PDT #10482 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

TV movies that effected me:

Why Me? with Armand Assante and Glyniss O'Conner about an Army nurse who needs facial reconstruction after an accident. It was shocking because the doctor uses labial tissue to create her lips. In 1984, shocking!

Death Takes a Holiday with Monte Markham. Perhaps my first real actor crush.

And the winner for the, I should not admit this in public and I'm SO glad I've grown up award, is Sweet Hostage with Martin Sheen and Linda Blair. Given the state of my life at that time, my loving the movie makes sense but, oy. When I think about it now...ugh.


Sean K - Aug 09, 2010 11:45:55 am PDT #10483 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

TV movies that stuck with me for whatever reason (none apparent):

The TV movie starring Richard Hatch as Jan Berry (from Jan & Dean), and his recovery from his head injury after his car accident.

And, of course, the after school special about the dangers of PCP, starring Helen Hunt, who goes screaming crazy from angel dust, and defenestrates herself out of a second story school window.


Kathy A - Aug 09, 2010 11:49:09 am PDT #10484 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The TV movie starring Richard Hatch as Jan Berry (from Jan & Dean), and his recovery from his head injury after his car accident.

Deadman's Curve! I actually went and saw Jan & Dean playing at Milwaukee's Summerfest when I was in college because of this movie.

The TV movie that I think is one of the tops in the genre is The Missiles of October, which used to be rerun all the time. Great film!


Burrell - Aug 09, 2010 11:53:47 am PDT #10485 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

If we're talking formative tv movies, I would put Roots up at the top. That's when tv was really an event, like my whole school watched it and talked about it in class the next day.


Kathy A - Aug 09, 2010 11:55:52 am PDT #10486 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That's a mini-series. I can go on with a separate list of those!


Scrappy - Aug 09, 2010 12:37:00 pm PDT #10487 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Brian's Song OF COURSE. And if we want to go foreign, The Race for the Double Helix, a British film about the discovery of DNA.


Kathy A - Aug 09, 2010 12:44:31 pm PDT #10488 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Definitely Brian's Song! The ultimate male weepie.


erikaj - Aug 09, 2010 12:49:04 pm PDT #10489 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"His tears will act as her lubricant, bro." Johnny Drama, on why you never let your gf rent "Brian's Song" for an ex.


JZ - Aug 09, 2010 1:31:59 pm PDT #10490 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

How's the Ethan Hawke Hamlet in comparison?

Bad. Bad. Very, very bad. Lord, it wasn't good. Especially noteworthily bad are Hawke as Hamlet, Julia Stiles as Ophelia, and Bill Murray as Polonius.

Julia Stiles especially stank up the joint; after 10 Things I Hate About You I was totally ready to love her forever, but it took until the Bourne movies for me to forgive her for this (it made it all much worse that her Ophelia hit movie theatres right after Kate Winslet's, but she still would've been glaringly bad even without that comparison).

But, honestly, I feel slightly guilty for singling her out, because the whole thing was one long tedious ooze of unrelenting suck. Kyle MacLachlan as Claudius may possibly have sucked marginally less than the rest of the cast, but that's about as much enthusiasm as I can muster for any of the actual humans involved.

The sets were kind of coldly, glossily pretty, I guess. But that's about it.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2010 1:48:40 pm PDT #10491 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yikes. I will...not add it to my Netflix queueueueue, then.