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Buffista Movies 7: Brides for 7 Samurai  

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Atropa - Jul 27, 2010 12:37:47 pm PDT #10177 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Speaking of which, remember how I was curious about the 80s film version of Something Wicked This Way Comes?

Well, it's not bad at all.

Oh, I know!

Great cast: Jonathan Pryce as Mr. Dark is perfect. Pam Grier as the Dust Witch is less obvious but works very well. Jason Robards is fine as the father. The whole thing looks great. But they replace the scene in the book where the Dust Witch attacks the boys via balloon (presumably because it was too expensive to film) with an invasion of tarantulas. Lots and lots of them.

And that, right there, is why I'm disappointed in the movie. Otherwise, I think it's a wonderful version of one of my favorite books. Jonathan Pryce as Mr. Dark is wonderful. But the Dust Witch did NOT need to become some sort of spider queen.


Jon B. - Jul 27, 2010 1:08:35 pm PDT #10178 of 30000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Maybe they were giant dust mites?


§ ita § - Jul 27, 2010 2:22:27 pm PDT #10179 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A reason, other than the gnawing through the womb scene to watch the next Twilight movie.


Juliebird - Jul 27, 2010 2:27:17 pm PDT #10180 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Motherf--


smonster - Jul 27, 2010 2:41:40 pm PDT #10181 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

On my second Inception watch, I noticed a certain musical allusion in the main theme, but yeah. Hearing it broken down like that is nuts.

As for Ariadne's token, the French call the bishop "le fou," meaning the fool or court jester. IOW, the one who has full license to tell the king unpleasant truths. Also, Ariadne's Thread is a logic strategy, and it is used among other things in computer chess games.

Y'all don't want to know how long I've spent googling shit related to this movie.


Amy - Jul 27, 2010 2:54:18 pm PDT #10182 of 30000
Because books.

A reason, other than
the gnawing through the womb scene
to watch the next Twilight movie.

Oh, why? WHY?


Tom Scola - Jul 27, 2010 2:56:05 pm PDT #10183 of 30000
hwæt

Better than Marmaduke, right?


Amy - Jul 27, 2010 2:58:02 pm PDT #10184 of 30000
Because books.

A smidge? MAYBE.


le nubian - Jul 27, 2010 3:00:01 pm PDT #10185 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita, they could reanimate Marlon Brando and I still wouldn't see that movie.


dcp - Jul 27, 2010 3:00:37 pm PDT #10186 of 30000
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

was Arachnophobia a well-done horror movie?

I'm not much for horror movies, but I heard good things about Arachnophobia so I rented it on DVD a few years after it came out. I remember the horror/scary parts mostly being over the top enough to be funny. Sort of like how the gory parts of Shaun of the Dead were gross but laughable.