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Willow ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 12:27:18 pm PST #812 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The only scary thing he did was tell me to turn the wrong way down a one-way street to teach me to pay more attention to the road signs than to the passenger giving directions.

I disagree with that teaching technique. The DE is in a position of authority over you, so it doesn't feel right to me for him to do that. (Unless he told you at the beginning of your lessons that he might test you in such a way.)


Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2009 12:29:23 pm PST #813 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I did fine in my classes, but my mom rented a car for me to take my driving test in (we had a stick, which I did learn to drive) and I almost flunked the driving portion. The guy noticed the rental sticker and I think took pity on me and passed me. I was always a decent driver, though.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2009 12:35:52 pm PST #814 of 30000
brillig

I cannot parallel park. It distresses Hubby that I can't do it. But then, the man learned how to drive stick when his Forest Service boss took him out onto a runway in a fully loaded tanker truck, then left him there, saying, "Next plane's due in 20 minutes, you better have this truck off the runway by then." There's definitely a tough love approach to Hubby trying to teach me skills that doesn't work well, because I *will* drive around the corner to find a place to park that doesn't require backing and turning and praying the traffic behind you doesn't decide to ram you.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 12:36:33 pm PST #815 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I liked my "behind the wheel" driving lessons. They were fun. The only thing I didn't like was once the instructor hit his brake to stop the car when the light turned yellow, telling me there was enough time for me to stop, when I was planning on just running the yellow light.

I remember the car - an Olds Omega. It felt kind of weird to drive, as it was the first front-drive car I'd driven.


brenda m - Feb 12, 2009 12:36:46 pm PST #816 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Matt is on his phone interview now. I can't quite hear the words, but I love listening to him talk when he really know what he is saying . Smooth, confident, and articulate.

Competence is sexy. (Bitches conversation #24, and always work a revisit.)


Laura - Feb 12, 2009 12:37:53 pm PST #817 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happiest birthdays to the lovely Kristin and Maria!

I was taught to drive by a fellow employee when I was 21ish. His normal job was prime painting steel so being my designated driver was a blast for him. He was totally stoned all the time and thought it was hysterical every time I ran over curbs and so forth. I was learning on a huge truck that was 3 speed on the column. The worst piece of crap I ever drove. I think they passed me on my driver's test out of pity because I stalled the thing twice. The upside was that every vehicle I have driven since then has been a snap.


Toddson - Feb 12, 2009 12:38:57 pm PST #818 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I took DE because it meant my parents could get insurance for me less expensively. However, as the youngest person in my year, I only had a learner's permit ... and the others in my group were all older boys who already had their licenses. I never got to do any driving at all - the teacher took the easy way out and had them do all the driving, since they already knew how (and were only taking the class for the less-expensive insurance).


lisah - Feb 12, 2009 12:40:55 pm PST #819 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I cannot parallel park. It distresses Hubby that I can't do it.

Trick to parallel parking is to remember that "bumper" has the word "bump" right in it.


Emily - Feb 12, 2009 12:41:29 pm PST #820 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

which car is required to back up when on a one lane incline.

Er... is it the downhill one? I know I knew this at some point.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 12:44:59 pm PST #821 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can parallel park big cars and trucks with trailers behind them. Comes from growing up on a farm.