Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2009 12:35:52 pm PST #814 of 30000
brillig

I cannot parallel park. It distresses Hubby that I can't do it. But then, the man learned how to drive stick when his Forest Service boss took him out onto a runway in a fully loaded tanker truck, then left him there, saying, "Next plane's due in 20 minutes, you better have this truck off the runway by then." There's definitely a tough love approach to Hubby trying to teach me skills that doesn't work well, because I *will* drive around the corner to find a place to park that doesn't require backing and turning and praying the traffic behind you doesn't decide to ram you.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 12:36:33 pm PST #815 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I liked my "behind the wheel" driving lessons. They were fun. The only thing I didn't like was once the instructor hit his brake to stop the car when the light turned yellow, telling me there was enough time for me to stop, when I was planning on just running the yellow light.

I remember the car - an Olds Omega. It felt kind of weird to drive, as it was the first front-drive car I'd driven.


brenda m - Feb 12, 2009 12:36:46 pm PST #816 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Matt is on his phone interview now. I can't quite hear the words, but I love listening to him talk when he really know what he is saying . Smooth, confident, and articulate.

Competence is sexy. (Bitches conversation #24, and always work a revisit.)


Laura - Feb 12, 2009 12:37:53 pm PST #817 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Happiest birthdays to the lovely Kristin and Maria!

I was taught to drive by a fellow employee when I was 21ish. His normal job was prime painting steel so being my designated driver was a blast for him. He was totally stoned all the time and thought it was hysterical every time I ran over curbs and so forth. I was learning on a huge truck that was 3 speed on the column. The worst piece of crap I ever drove. I think they passed me on my driver's test out of pity because I stalled the thing twice. The upside was that every vehicle I have driven since then has been a snap.


Toddson - Feb 12, 2009 12:38:57 pm PST #818 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I took DE because it meant my parents could get insurance for me less expensively. However, as the youngest person in my year, I only had a learner's permit ... and the others in my group were all older boys who already had their licenses. I never got to do any driving at all - the teacher took the easy way out and had them do all the driving, since they already knew how (and were only taking the class for the less-expensive insurance).


lisah - Feb 12, 2009 12:40:55 pm PST #819 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I cannot parallel park. It distresses Hubby that I can't do it.

Trick to parallel parking is to remember that "bumper" has the word "bump" right in it.


Emily - Feb 12, 2009 12:41:29 pm PST #820 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

which car is required to back up when on a one lane incline.

Er... is it the downhill one? I know I knew this at some point.


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 12:44:59 pm PST #821 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can parallel park big cars and trucks with trailers behind them. Comes from growing up on a farm.


Connie Neil - Feb 12, 2009 1:00:14 pm PST #822 of 30000
brillig

Trick to parallel parking is to remember that "bumper" has the word "bump" right in it.

I'm always afraid of triggering an air bag.


Pix - Feb 12, 2009 1:00:38 pm PST #823 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I got beautiful flowers at work from my sweetie! Thank you!

This day just keeps getting better.