I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Feb 12, 2009 3:43:49 am PST #740 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oooo! Big, wonderful birthday day!

Happy Birthday Kristin and Maria! May you both have lovely days and even better years!


Barb - Feb 12, 2009 4:04:47 am PST #741 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Kristin and Maria, happy, happy, happy, HAPPY birthdays!!


sj - Feb 12, 2009 4:15:13 am PST #742 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Kristin!!!

Happy Birthday, Maria!!!


Toddson - Feb 12, 2009 4:15:32 am PST #743 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Last night I saw an example of Anglophilia taken too far ... guy DETERMINED to drive down the left side of the road. Finding himself nose-to-nose with another car, he insisted he had the right of way. Blocked the intersection until a cop came by and got him to take the right-hand lane to clear it ... and then went back to the left side. I lost sight of him after that ... didn't hear any crashes though.


Emily - Feb 12, 2009 4:17:32 am PST #744 of 30000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The boys got to make and eat first, because they won the Opera-singing smackdown.

GOD I love Fay.

And can I just put in a plug for Cairo drivers? In. Sane. And the horn? Hey, man, if you don't sound your horn, you're probably not a Real Man.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2009 4:18:32 am PST #745 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I don't think Boston drivers are so bad, they just have to deal with some logistical challenges. People not from Boston driving in Boston get shit on because they Don't Know What They Are Doing, and that aggravates the Boston driver. We value staying on the ball here. Don't let your attention wander, people!


tommyrot - Feb 12, 2009 4:19:25 am PST #746 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Birthdays Happies Kristin & Maria!


Nora Deirdre - Feb 12, 2009 4:19:35 am PST #747 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh! and happy birthdays to Kristin and Maria! I am envious that each of you get to share a birthday with the other one. See also: meara and JenK.


Aims - Feb 12, 2009 4:26:39 am PST #748 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ways in which Aimee is not the brightest girl: I keep a box of granola in my desk to eat with yogurt in the mornings. I am currently out of yogurt, so have not been eating in the mornings. Today I thought to myself, "Self. Suck it up and put some hot water in the flipping granola. Yeah, it's kind of gross, but you are hungry, self, and therefore must eat."

So I do and I eat it and it tastes like really yummy oatmeal. And then it occurs to me - GRANOLA IS OATS! OATS IS OATMEAL!!

It's like I'm a part of some crazy Soylent Oat conspiracy.


sj - Feb 12, 2009 4:28:55 am PST #749 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So far today, I was woken up by city workers who wanted me to move my car so they could cut down the tree in my yard, and then I spilled tea all over myself. I don't think this is going to be a good day.