River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2009 6:45:13 am PDT #7312 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

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Jessica - Apr 21, 2009 6:58:57 am PDT #7313 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sanity check needed. In written correspondance with a co-worker via office IM - unironic use of the words "dizang" and "aight" - grounds for a sporking?


meara - Apr 21, 2009 7:01:31 am PDT #7314 of 30000

UNironic use? SPORK! SPORK!

[edit: I would probably give a pass on "aight", but "dizang"???]


Shir - Apr 21, 2009 7:03:19 am PDT #7315 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm always in favor of a good sporking. Mostly when the one I'm in favor of is the sporker.


Shir - Apr 21, 2009 7:04:00 am PDT #7316 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Eh, right. What's dizang, and how do you use one?


Jessica - Apr 21, 2009 7:04:15 am PDT #7317 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

[edit: I would probably give a pass on "aight", but "dizang"???]

Yeah, I'd be willing to forgive "aight" as a typo if "dizang" had not preceded it. BUT REALLY.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2009 7:06:57 am PDT #7318 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What's dizang, and how do you use one?

"Dizang" is what you say when you're drunk and you accidentally hit your finger with a hammer.

OK, I have no idea.


Shir - Apr 21, 2009 7:08:49 am PDT #7319 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

So, not an animal?

... damn.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2009 7:11:34 am PDT #7320 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Urban Dictionary: [link]

a hightend version of the classic "for rizzle my nizzle" used for a common word. Dizang! that sucks


meara - Apr 21, 2009 7:11:45 am PDT #7321 of 30000

aight="allright" only elided (a'ight)

dizang="dang" only with ridiculous extra letters put in

at least, that's my assumption