Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Feb 11, 2009 1:59:40 pm PST #701 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, there are only a few places I've been where I thought I might not want to drive. One of them was the middle of London, the other was The Arc de Triomphe in Paris.

Sweet zombie Jesus the Arc de Triomphe roundabout is insane. I've come to the conclusion that in Paris, pedestrian crossings are there only so the drivers know where to find you. (The horn is simply to ensure you're facing the right way for them to savour the look on your face.)

Actually, to expand that a little, in Rome it seems that the message behind honking the horn is "I am about to do something illegal and dangerous, and it would be pointless to do it without an audience." The only law anyone there seems to obey is one that (I presume) states it is illegal for one vehicle ever to be travelling behind another vehicle. In Athens, the message behind honking the horn appears to be "This car is equipped with a horn."


WindSparrow - Feb 11, 2009 2:06:29 pm PST #702 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

In Athens, the message behind honking the horn appears to be "This car is equipped with a horn."

The vast majority of the vehicles I have owned have been so old and decrepit, that they would not qualify for that one.

P-C, congrats on the raise, even if it isn't as spectacular as you had hoped.


Barb - Feb 11, 2009 2:14:13 pm PST #703 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

in Rome it seems that the message behind honking the horn is "I am about to do something illegal and dangerous, and it would be pointless to do it without an audience."

So you're saying that Roman drivers are cats?


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2009 2:14:31 pm PST #704 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, congrats on the raise, even if it isn't as spectacular as you had hoped.

On the upside, my boss—who is really my former boss now—is intent on getting me a promotion this year. Which will mean more money. (Also, it's a good incentive for me to stay, not that I was thinking of leaving this year anyway.)


Sean K - Feb 11, 2009 2:27:58 pm PST #705 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sweet Zombie Jesus, I hope most LA divers don't think they dig better than anywhere else, because most of them suck.


hippocampus - Feb 11, 2009 2:31:24 pm PST #706 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Billytea, please to pass the monitor cleaning tools.


Pix - Feb 11, 2009 2:38:12 pm PST #707 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Heh. I actually think LA drivers are way better than most I've encountered. Sheer volume means I see a fair amount of bad driving, but overall they're way more civil and careful--and I commute 60+ miles through the thick of it every work day!


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2009 2:41:49 pm PST #708 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I grew up in NJ, and I can't remember any other state being criticized for its driving skills. Sometimes we'd get annoyed at New York City people cutting across lanes on the highway.


sarameg - Feb 11, 2009 2:42:11 pm PST #709 of 30000

After driving in the SW and East Coast, LA drivers are comparatively goddamned polite and orderly. My parents reached the same conclusion almost 40 years ago, when they moved from LA to Boston. After driving into work once in Boston, he decided to take the bus.


billytea - Feb 11, 2009 2:42:26 pm PST #710 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Billytea, please to pass the monitor cleaning tools.

Be sure to pay extra attention to between the toes. [link]