Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Feb 11, 2009 2:31:24 pm PST #706 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Billytea, please to pass the monitor cleaning tools.


Pix - Feb 11, 2009 2:38:12 pm PST #707 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Heh. I actually think LA drivers are way better than most I've encountered. Sheer volume means I see a fair amount of bad driving, but overall they're way more civil and careful--and I commute 60+ miles through the thick of it every work day!


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2009 2:41:49 pm PST #708 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I grew up in NJ, and I can't remember any other state being criticized for its driving skills. Sometimes we'd get annoyed at New York City people cutting across lanes on the highway.


sarameg - Feb 11, 2009 2:42:11 pm PST #709 of 30000

After driving in the SW and East Coast, LA drivers are comparatively goddamned polite and orderly. My parents reached the same conclusion almost 40 years ago, when they moved from LA to Boston. After driving into work once in Boston, he decided to take the bus.


billytea - Feb 11, 2009 2:42:26 pm PST #710 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Billytea, please to pass the monitor cleaning tools.

Be sure to pay extra attention to between the toes. [link]


NoiseDesign - Feb 11, 2009 2:42:50 pm PST #711 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

don't think they dig better than anywhere else

Is this why my car has a shovel in it?


billytea - Feb 11, 2009 2:45:06 pm PST #712 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Is this why my car has a shovel in it?

I figured the reason for the shovel is closely tied to the reason for the body bags.


Sean K - Feb 11, 2009 2:48:52 pm PST #713 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Damn iPhone. Didn't even see that one.


Hil R. - Feb 11, 2009 3:35:41 pm PST #714 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

One of my students today, out of nowhere, asked me what ethnicity I am. This is something like the third time this week that someone's asked me that.

I'm watching a show about a family traveling around the country in an RV. They've got four kids, who they're homeschooling. It looks kind of interesting. I'm kind of trying to figure out the logistics, though. There was one week when they were selling fireworks in a parking lot. They said that they usually don't do that, but needed to get some money that week. I'm trying to figure out how they found this job -- it seemed like they went there already knowing that that was what they were going to do, but I can't figure out how.


beekaytee - Feb 11, 2009 3:42:37 pm PST #715 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

billytea's Scenes of International Drivers had me in stitches. HIGHlarious.

InBartlebyNews, I mentioned a problem he had in his bumular region in October.

I've been treating it myself and the interwebs told me it was a condition that would likely persist for the rest of his doggy years.

I took him to the vet today to rule out some concerns that were...um...concerning me...and discovered that a) he does not have a tumor (yay!) and the fistula is not as deep as such things usually are. So. There is a chance it isn't that at all. The doc took a culture and believes we might actually be able to heal up the wound without surgery or caustic chemical intervention. Both of which were options I did not want to entertain.

My sigh of relief was so great, it pointed out how very stressed I've been about this for 4 months. I really do have mad sublimation skillz...sometimes to my ungood.

Here's hoping the culture comes back with a label that says 'apply this safe chemical and all will be well.'