Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Apr 17, 2009 7:59:27 am PDT #6964 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

On that note, does anyone have any recs for Avon products? I've never used them, or even been interested in using them but a friend who could really use some extra $ is selling it now and I'd love to help by purchasing some. I just have no idea what to buy.


Amy - Apr 17, 2009 8:04:01 am PDT #6965 of 30000
Because books.

java, get some Skin So Soft! Nothing like it for mosquito repellent. And it really does make your skin soft, too!


javachik - Apr 17, 2009 8:09:53 am PDT #6966 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Amy, I've heard that. Too bad it's not a repellant for Poison Oak! I am on day 3 of the rash. Thankfully it's only on my arms and it's not too horrible.


vw bug - Apr 17, 2009 8:21:44 am PDT #6967 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I second the hand treatment recommendation! AWESOME!

So, my Dad, who I just absolutely adore for *getting me*, just sent me this cartoon...in response to my brother: [link] Made me laugh and laugh and laugh!


lisah - Apr 17, 2009 8:32:04 am PDT #6968 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

So, my Dad, who I just absolutely adore for *getting me*, just sent me this cartoon...in response to my brother: [link]. Made me laugh and laugh and laugh!

Can you send that to your brother?


erikaj - Apr 17, 2009 8:37:13 am PDT #6969 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I like Avon facial masques...your skin feels very clean afterwards.


javachik - Apr 17, 2009 8:37:43 am PDT #6970 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, erika. Any one in particular?


erikaj - Apr 17, 2009 8:46:35 am PDT #6971 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Don't remember except the one I liked best smells like citrus...


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2009 9:03:02 am PDT #6972 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Facebook is magic! Someone brought us a lost wallet, and I was able to find the owner on Facebook and send her a message. She replied this morning, and I dropped it off. OH INTERNETS.


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2009 9:52:12 am PDT #6973 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So, apparently the fact that I ate pizza for lunch on the day after Passover is just the funniest thing in the world, ever. With that one, I just went with the "Why is that funny?" thing, until he shut up. When he made a comment about my mother being a "stereotypical Jewish mother," I just walked out of the office. (I was kind of on the way out anyway, but no way was I finishing that conversation.)