We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 44: It's about the rules having changed.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Apr 17, 2009 8:37:43 am PDT #6970 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, erika. Any one in particular?


erikaj - Apr 17, 2009 8:46:35 am PDT #6971 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Don't remember except the one I liked best smells like citrus...


Polter-Cow - Apr 17, 2009 9:03:02 am PDT #6972 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Facebook is magic! Someone brought us a lost wallet, and I was able to find the owner on Facebook and send her a message. She replied this morning, and I dropped it off. OH INTERNETS.


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2009 9:52:12 am PDT #6973 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So, apparently the fact that I ate pizza for lunch on the day after Passover is just the funniest thing in the world, ever. With that one, I just went with the "Why is that funny?" thing, until he shut up. When he made a comment about my mother being a "stereotypical Jewish mother," I just walked out of the office. (I was kind of on the way out anyway, but no way was I finishing that conversation.)


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2009 9:55:46 am PDT #6974 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Reading that Political cartoonist archive, I'm amused at how many political cartoonists used American Gothic for their gay Marriage subject.

I like the smile on the guy on the right in the one from the Mpls StarTribune.


Barb - Apr 17, 2009 9:56:43 am PDT #6975 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

When he made a comment about my mother being a "stereotypical Jewish mother," I just walked out of the office.

Please, Hil, I'm begging you. Let Vortex come beat him-- a lot.


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2009 9:57:51 am PDT #6976 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hil, your coworker makes me feel good about my level of cluelessness. Wow.


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2009 10:00:28 am PDT #6977 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

It's warm here, and for the first time in several months, I'm home when we can have the windows open.

The new restaurant on the other side of the block is a Mexican-themed grill, and the smells drifting in are wonderful.


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2009 10:01:00 am PDT #6978 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I mentioned my father's job, in the course of a conversation we were having that had nothing whatsoever to do with Judaism. He asked me what my mother did. I told him that she writes reports for a private investigator. He said something like, "Wow, she must get to read all sorts of drama there," and I said something like, "Yeah, lots. And her having all that drama to read about keeps her out of my drama somewhat," fairly offhand, and he responded, "Oh, jeez, don't tell me you've got a stereotypical Jewish mother!?"


Burrell - Apr 17, 2009 10:02:37 am PDT #6979 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

One of my students was just saying she went and ate pizza because Passover was over and she could.